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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition
Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!
So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!
Because remember, we can’t swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition
(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there’s definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let’s Carpenter this!
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tuesday Night Wednesday Special!
In that I’m at least starting this on Tuesday night, due to a rehearsal Wednesday morning/afternoon and gig Wednesday night. Why did I agree…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-JPP Edition
Remember, keep your fingers away from your lit fireworks tomorrow! Not that there’s much to celebrate this week. Somewhere, remember, sic semper tyrannis. Granted,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Another Mobile Edition
Sorry folks, no Boots on the Ground from last night. One, the semi-anonymity of the site means that although my exploits are known here…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: With Bated Breath…
Definitely not that bated, heads out of the gutter. South American (and also Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama and the U.S.) Euros start…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”
It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there’s nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana…