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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!
So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn’t go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Classical Corner, Part 1
Welcome to a brand-new segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday, Classical Corner. As the violinist of the group I’m expected to be the one to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner, Part Zero
Good evening. Originally I was thinking of adding a new section to this column, the Classical Corner. Basically, it’s an attempt to put some…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Made It!
Congratulations, everyone. We survived with limbs intact. A little after this time tomorrow there’ll be football. Not with reserves, not with maybe-gonnas or never-will-bes,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Professorial Edition!
Which is to say, first day of classes, my class is actually running for the first time in two years, so it’s a lot…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents The [Door Flies Open] 2024 Fantasy Football Name Guide
Greetings, and once again, welcome to another fantasy football name guide, a tradition that stands the test of time since the old site, and…
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating in one of the great…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’ll Always Have Paris
Namely the memes, and the knowledge that if we knew of it, we too could have probably made the Australian breaking team. (Current controversy…