Time For A Post Or Chili

SonOfSpam - February 26, 2026

Good Morning! It's Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with this offseason crap. And when we talk of crap, we talk of chili. No, not the long skinny country. Talkin' about the kind of chili you eat. It's

Thoughts on a Thursday

SonOfSpam - January 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a "Thursday" and thus didn't plan any content. We regret the error, and the fact that the weekend is still many hours away. In order to get the discussion flowing, here are some topics for

Let The Smadness Begin – The DFO 2025 NCAA Basketball Playoffs Preview

SonOfSpam - March 18, 2025March 18, 2025

Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for my senators to spend the Ides idly. Alas, we must find other distractions until football season starts anew. So we'll turn our attention to the hardwood and

Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)

SonOfSpam - December 11, 2024December 11, 2024

Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most

Dealing With Tax Issues In A Mature, Adult Fashion

SonOfSpam - August 8, 2024August 7, 2024

If I could impart just one piece of advice to today's youth, it would be to make sure you're born into a stupid amount of money. This will be difficult to achieve if you've reached the age of birth or later, but it's totally worth whatever effort you may have

The DFO March College Basketball Tournament Preview

SonOfSpam - March 20, 2024March 20, 2024

It's that time of year again; the clocks have sprung forward, the potato-eating countries have been celebrated, and random baseball teams are heading to Southeast Asia to play our national pastime. Yep, it's definitely time for some Madness no, not the 40+ year old ska band (but hey, they just put

Whatever Happens Now Is Just Gravy – The Indianapolis Colts At The Break

SonOfSpam - November 16, 2023November 15, 2023

What can be said about the 2023 Indianapolis Colts that couldn't also be said in the form of a gravy fart? I'm not sure, but we'll try to make words go together to form sentences anyway. After all, that's what literaturists do, and this site is nothing if not literatureful. So

Brackets and Madness and Watching TV While Working – The DFO NCAA Basketball Tourney Preview

SonOfSpam - March 15, 2023March 15, 2023

We've reached The Ides of March, which can only mean one thing: Time to stab your local emperor! If you don't have an emperor, then I guess you can fill out an NCAA Basketball bracket instead. Every March, the top 64 or 68 or whatever teams meet in a single-elimination

World Cup 2022: A Preview of the Saudi Arabia Team and Certainly Nothing Extraneous

DFOing Good

SonOfSpam - November 21, 2022November 18, 2022

Saudi Arabia is a land of contrasts. For example, if a person is convicted of apostasy, he or she may be beheaded with a sword (like the pretty one in the flag!); contrast that image with the same person, convicted of apostasy, being stoned to death publicly instead. The variety

Madness, March Edition (or how I learned nothing about basketball from this drivel)

SonOfSpam - March 16, 2022March 15, 2022

Before we start with the preview, fill out your brackets and join us in the DFO Bracket Insanity group on ESPN.com by clicking here It's once again the time of year when, having watched about 26 minutes of college basketball all season, everyone becomes an expert on whether Butthole State can