By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most common question submitted was if it is ethically proper to take Zeke in the draft. I'll take the second question first: If you want to
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already
Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared not funny by various television personalities and internet commenters. Mr. Rannazzisi, best known for his portrayal of Kevin McArthur on the hit FX Sitcom The League, appeared on Marc
Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
THIS WEEK IN F**K YOU: THE FAT JEWISH
In case you're wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm Some of you may follow Josh Ostrovsky on various social media outlets. He's best known as The Fat Jewish or The Fat Jew. Some have even gone so
Only Getting A Little Better Usually Means That You’ve Been Caught – The 2015 Detroit LIons
The only noticeable difference from the Lions team that went 7-9 in 2013 and the Lions team that went 11-5 in 2014 was that Calvin Johnson played hurt for most of the 2014 season and Golden Tate was there to get flagged for 12 taunting penalties every game. It’s testament
Sixth Round Draft Pick Ends Jets Quarterback Controversy
In a move likely to save improve Fitz? Really? WHAT THE FUCK? make absolutely no difference whatsoever to the Jets season, Linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali ended the Jets' most intriguing pre-season storyline. Enemkpali, the Jets' 2015 6th Round Draft Pick, ended the QB Controversy when he reportedly sucker punched Geno Smith in the locker room,
Arian Foster Proclaims Himself An Unbeliever, Is Immediately Punished By the Almighty
In an incident completely devoid of any irony whatsoever, it is now being reported that the Almighty God exacted His revenge upon Arian Foster for his stated belief that the Holy One, Blessed Be He, does not exist. Foster was the subject of an ESPN The Magazine feature, where he “came
THIS WEEK IN F**K YOU: OUR (FORMER) UPROXX OVERLORDS
Ape already went through the reasons why he quit and why KSK is no more. In short, Uproxx, who had hosted the site with little to no oversight for years, made it impossible for Ape and the writers to produce good, fun, and funny content in the manner that the
So Long (heh, LONG), and Thanks For All the Dick Jokes.
This post is more about me and how I feel today than about today’s bad news, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. The news today that Mike Tunison, AKA Christmas Ape, resigned as editor-in-chief of KSK was not wholly unexpected, but it still stings. For me personally, I found KSK