I Would Like To Have Seen Montana: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 18, 2025February 18, 2025

For the third straight week, Tuesday finds your Supreme Spiritual Leader buried in a tomb of ice and frigid winter. For me personally, this is fine. Spending the first half of my life in Northern Climes and being swathed in a generous layer of blubber (seal-style) has me reasonably well set

One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 11, 2025February 11, 2025

Hey there. I didn't know you were awake. Yeah, last season was great. We laughed. We cried. That thing you did with the new kickoff rule? Yeah, that was...no one has ever done that to me before. Where am I going? Oh, nowhere. I was just very quietly putting on my pants

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

WCS - January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 21, 2025January 21, 2025

Y'all fucked now. It's gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as The Home of Excess. Hide your daughters, hide your folding tables, grease up your lightpoles: it's gonna get weird. Seriously. The Bills are succeeding even when they are

Down, Down and Drowned: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 14, 2025

NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying For The Sweet Release of Playoff Football Death! Out of respect for our Bronco fan contingent, I will refrain from excessive celebration of Sunday's comprehensive second-half throatstomping by

Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY. THIS IS WHY I PROCRASTINATE: AT LEAST I ONLY HAVE TO DO THE WORK ONCE Black Monday has come and gone, with profoundly mixed results. Discounting the

Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome: New Year’s Eve Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

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Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all of us when I say: "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke." I say this not as a rude dismissal of the credulous, the overly-earnest or (in

Adeste Fidelis or Else: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 24, 2024December 24, 2024

O come, all ye drunkards, Boozed up and recumbent! O come ye, O come ye to DoorFliesOpen Come and behold Him Born the King of Footsie! O come, let us adore Him, (3×) Rex Ryaaaan the Lord. How the fuck you doin', boys? It's kind, damn kind of you to invite me to this fine Christmas Eve. Although to

Death! DEEEEEATH!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 17, 2024December 17, 2024

I mean, don't get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers when I watch this scene, and sure- you kind of need to abandon any hope of surviving in order to think charging howevermany thousand orcs with

Down The Stretch They Come!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 10, 2024December 10, 2024

Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let's go. -Lions vs. Bills is gonna be BananaCakes. The Bills are not great against the run, while the Lions run the ball very well. The Lions kind of suck against