25 Questions About….

This: Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had ... questions. I volunteered to write this up as a post and since multiple people were involved in the discussion, I'm going to include the person responsible for each question. Strap yourselves in. Phrasing. DFO has

Monday Open Thread – Warhammer 40k Book Review – Night Lords Omnibus

*Remember Games Workshop owns everything Warhammer including the Black Library which is named after an in-game location and is their publishing arm. Many of the stories of the battles, wars, campaigns and daily life of the galaxy are told from the side of the Imperium (the good guys - if the

Monday Open Thread – Warhammer 40k Orky Titans

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki   So last week we went over the Psi-Titans, nasty bunch which rarely let witnesses live, the week I thought we could take a look at another race's weapon of mass destruction.  And I decided to do the Orks, of course the

Your Academy Awards Open Thread and Prediction Post

banner image courtesy Wikipedia Good evening and welcome to the Academy Awards live blog and prediction post. I'm your host yeah right. Yeah I'm pulling double duty today but what the fuck ever. It's Oscar time!  Yes, I do love the Oscars and I watch every year. Live as it airs even!

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024

Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio's turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get no insights into which player each team is picking beyond me telling you that the Commanders are getting yet another disappointing USC QB and the Steelers will

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Dashing Through the Road…

So, as we mentioned last week, Christmas Eve, or Gigsmas. A time to play all the things. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you have multiple all the things to play, which is to say give your local church organist a hug and/or the beverage of their choice (okay, I got my

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special

Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions. Stores get crowded, traffic gets worse and everywhere you go, there it is, again: Xmas music, melodious browbeating of JESUS, BUY, CHRIST, PAY, LORD and so

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so