Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - February 16, 2021January 31, 2021

You can tell that 2021 is already a better year than 2020 because TEMPTATION ISLAND is back!!! Yes, it's true that we can have nice things even though we masturbate. Back again as host is the dreamy Mark L. Walberg. That blue shirt matches his eyes. Perfect. The first episode is

Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - February 8, 2021February 7, 2021

Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue. It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut

The D of S, Vol II: Epilogue

Senor Weaselo - January 27, 2021January 27, 2021

Senor Weaselo stands at the edge of the Purgatory's peak, the edge of the Earthly Paradise. Yes, Glasgow Fog in hand. His duty complete, his charge handed over to the holy light of Beatrice, there is nothing left to do but watch the ascension. From afar of course. Getting caught

Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye

Wakezilla - November 6, 2020

/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out "Fuck!". Jane storms towards the DFO camera crew and begins to speak Crazy Jane: I forgot that I agreed to speak with you fuck wads. Alright, lets get

Balls On… The Bond films of the 80s

ballsofsteelandfury - November 3, 2020October 24, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, was a long time ago. I had been able to start this series in March/April because the James Bond movies were playing on a channel called Pluto and there were quite

Balls On… The Bond films of the 90s

ballsofsteelandfury - June 17, 2020June 17, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, we talked about the transition from the 70s to the 80s, from Roger Moore to Sean Connery to Roger Moore to Timothy Dalton. I did a great job with that, didn't I?

Balls On… The Bond films of the 70s

ballsofsteelandfury - April 29, 2020April 28, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, I started considering how they've aged, how they influenced me, and what remains timeless in them. I also got into how these films both reflected and influenced the times they were

Balls On… The Bond films of the 60s

ballsofsteelandfury - April 15, 2020April 12, 2020

I've read every James Bond book written by Ian Fleming, in order. I have watched every James Bond movie ever made, multiple times. Well, except I never watched the first Casino Royale with David Niven because that really wasn't a James Bond movie and the same for On

Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

And make up your mind damned fast. Close the door. You're letting the virus in. This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO. Wait, maybe it's KDFO. And how do you work this damned board? AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES???? Oh, it's Rush Limbaugh. OK, we can ignore

Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/ TV coverage is on Fox Sports. For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoMJRuz0eA Now get to

Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - February 8, 2020February 8, 2020

Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands

DFO Hate Week Halftime Hate! The Superb Owl Halftime Show

Senor Weaselo - February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

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Or as it's better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/345b1fd0-3f82-4972-ab59-630c9b233555 No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn't playing nice with the length of the quote. Where to begin, where to begin! I guess we can start with the performers. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. Now, I