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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part Deux

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I know everyone is all hyped to see how their favourite team's front office fucks up the team's future tonight, so I'll be brief.  As it is, there are only two games to report on: ANZAC Day Eve Game - Melbourne Demons v Richmond Tigers The Tigers easily handled the Demons after

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights

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I've got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I'm always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the draft, but I'm certain that the league's conspiring against me. The coffee always tastes weird. The bedsheets in the hotel always have a corner flipped up.

Goddess II – Episode 13

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She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body.  One on her left nipple and one on her right.  Another was licking her clit while yet another was tonguing her asshole  Balls was kissing her as the others did their

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One

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This week, We're going to do something different.  Since the are still two more games to go,  we are going to split the coverage into two.  Part Two will run midweek after the ANZAC Day games are played. Welcome To Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 (so far) The Round started with a

TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?

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Yes, I like weed.  A lot. Yes, we've done this TGISF theme before.  Less than a year ago, in fact.  But as I already mentioned privately to a few folks, it's not every year that 4/20 falls on a Friday.  And the last time we did this, I left a lot

Goddess II – Episode 12

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party):  *sigh*  OK, we're finally done.  (holding up pink strap on dildo) ....  I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling):  Hehehe.  Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2:  What

Drew Brees Gets Involved

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INT. SAINTS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY A young black man is the only occupant of a top-notch weight room.  We follow him through his workout routine - a standard montage of powerlifting (bench presses, power cleans, and squats) followed by battle rope work and box jumps.  The man's mood is thoroughly

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 4

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This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! *** Round 4 The Round started off with an expected rout of Collingwood by Adelaide at Adelaide Oval.  I mean, there's no way the Pies go into Adelaide and hand the Crows their lunch, right? That they did. Handily.  Well done to the Pies! With that surprise

TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole

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Yeah sure, it's Friday the 13th.  But we're ignoring that.  Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th?  True story, Bro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3KemSZYlc My marriage sucked all teh ass.  It almost killed me (literally), truth be told.  Not

Goddess II – Episode 11

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off.  After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite.  When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds.  Quietly, he