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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders
So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Jeannette DePalma Murder
I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans
Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man
Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…