Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2022December 11, 2022

In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to handle the addition of 16 teams for the next World Cup to be hosted in Canadia, México, and the United States in 2026. When you have

Your 2022 World Cup España Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - November 21, 2022November 19, 2022

The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give you a stereotypical look at the country of my ancestors, but the thing is that España actually have a chance to do something in this World

I have confession to make

ballsofsteelandfury - November 17, 2022November 17, 2022

I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese, and watching SEC football. Honestly y'all, it scared me. Holy shit, I just realized I say "Y'all" all the time! I believe it all started way back when I was

So you want to be a Space Marine – Part II: Career Path

ArmedandHammered - November 15, 2022November 11, 2022

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki And as usual Games Workshop owns all rights to anything Warhammer40 (WH40K) including your thoughts about WH40K, your dreams about WH40K, and any discussions about WH40K, at least according to their lawyers (and they have a lot of

And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!

DJ TAJ - November 9, 2022

You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well then sit right down, because Grandpa Stupid has a whopper of a story to tell you. Soccer, it turns out, began in a faraway land, across the

Chapter 2

DJ TAJ - November 2, 2022

Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to… According to locals the temperature of the water can reach up to 118 degrees in the summer. Some go as far to say that the heavy salt

Your 2022 World Cup México Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - October 25, 2022October 23, 2022

The long and the short of it is that México, the land of my birth, isn't doing Jack Shit in Qatar except picking up tips on how to exploit poor people for cheapo labour. So, instead I will take this opportunity to tell you about the country in a format very

Meanwhile, in Foxboro…

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 21, 2022October 21, 2022

EXT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY - DAY A pair of New England Patriots coaches are standing in front of a grill loaded up with all kinds of meat. There are burgers, turkey burgers, salmon burgers, bratwurst, knockwurst, cheddarwurst, hot dogs, hot links, pretty much every kind of meat that can be cooked

The Worlds of the Imperium of Man

ArmedandHammered - September 21, 2022

Images from here. I know I had discussed covering the enemies of man, but I have decided this post to discuss the worlds of the Imperium of Man. The Imperium is made up of many, many worlds but they do fall into certain categories. Also all worlds must present tithes to

2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview

DJ TAJ - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you. Burning and pestilence, greed and blood, dishonor, lie to hide the truth. We have to go to war with ourselves. Murder most foul right in my own

Comfortably Numb: Your 2022 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - September 7, 2022September 8, 2022

[INT. A psychiatrist's office. It's dark, quiet, and soothing, in a sterile sort of way.] [Slow pan to DOCTOR SIGMUND FREUD, who perches in his armchair, quietly contemplating the next question he'll ask his patient.] FREUD: Pleeze, Herr Thomas. Kontinue. I beleef you ver zaying somezing about ... inner pain, ja? [TAWMMY reclines

Creeps: How I Became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part 7)

trollsoharduniversity - August 17, 2022August 16, 2022

During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal Court under a student practice order under the supervision of our professor and an incredible organization called the Bronx Defenders. I am sharing some stories about