Movie Reviews

DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)

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Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result, I decided to hit up Aquabro, starring my boy, Jason Bromoa. Here's my review of this brotastic film. Grab a Bud Light Lime and have a seat

A Cable Car Christmas

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Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut's beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I wanted to spread its holiday cheer with the fine folks here. The Players: Sara Rue - who you might remember as "Earth Girl" from the nineties teen comedy

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

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[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door.  Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls:  Where the hell have you guys been?  I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison):  Grumble grumble. Balls:  Fine,

At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved.  Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice:  KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls:  Oh, hi June!  Or is it Ms. Khnockers?  Lovely to see you!  Won't you come on in? 

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V

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tWBS:  So here we are again.  It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls:  Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS:  You really like saying that, huh? Balls:  Hehehehe....yes. tWBS:  OK, so what should we do this time? Balls:  Duh.... tWBS:  Shit. Balls:  What? tWBS:  It's just been a while since I've seen that one.  And

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV

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tWBS:  So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we're trying to force upon them yet? Balls:  Probably.  But do we care? tWBS:  A little I guess.  I just don't want them to end up... Balls:  SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!! tWBS:  Well that wasn't very nice. Balls: 

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III

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BallsofSteelandFury:  We're back! Some of you may say,  "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time,  we are tackling a film that,  truthfully,  should have won an Oscar.  Nay,  a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No,  shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II

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  tWBS:  OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl and who was James.  Remember? balls:  How could I not?  But we ended up agreeing that you're more of the troublemaker if I recall? tWBS:  OK, let's not rehash

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies

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Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS:  I've actually seen Citizen Kane 

25 Questions About….

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This Actually, it's really about this Allow me to explain.  Around the DFO water cooler,  Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the