Author's Note: Today is the beginning of the offseason for 62.5% of the NFL teams. Thus, our offseason DFO #content begins! Stay tuned for a 2017 AFL Season Preview and many more surprises. Trust me, 2017 is going to be a great year! I can feel it. I was born in
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Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola
The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration for a cabinet position: Something tells me Pharrell doesn't fit in with the rest of Trump's picks. I wonder if Trump knows it's not a real club. Name: Vincent
15 quejas sur la Week 16
This was quite a week, wasn't it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy feathers for the New England Patriots. There is only one combination of factors that result in there being a chance, A CHANCE, of anyone else representing the
“How R Babbies Maid?” – Individual Complaints to the FCC About The Walking Dead
As expected, people complained about the season premiere of "The Walking Dead". Specifically, about this: Also about Negan's flowery language, but mostly the violence. I am actually kind of shocked, because normally it is nudity that sends the prudes scurrying to their keyboards. The stereotype of American gun culture being what it's
“The Episode That Saved The Season” – The ‘Fall Finale’ Walking Dead Recap
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue
Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the sink. Although water is supposed to have no taste, this tasted delicious. Then he realized he could still taste her. He walked out of the suite's bathroom
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving his life. "Ben, don't do...whatever you plan on doing! Mike, I brought you back into the fold! Thanks to me, you got a bunch of money you
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author's Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight. I do apologize for letting this go for so long without it coming to an end (Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said
Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.
Sung to the tune of "25 Minutes to go" by Johnny Cash. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk [Week 1 - Vikings 25 Tennessee 16] "The brand new season starts at Tennessee, we've got 16 games to go. This badass defense is looking good to me, we've got 15 games to go." [Week 2 - Vikings 17 Green Bay
“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap
The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn't it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally, has "The Walking Dead" emerged from its mediocrity and embraced the light?! Nope. I'm going to freely admit that I watched bits of the episode during commercials (and Earl