Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 7, 2025403

Hey, best of luck to everyone in both DFO fantasy leagues except for Ayo, who can rot in hell. (why yes, he is my opponent this week) JK, Ayo-may your freezer always remain cold. Let's get at it. To The Games! Fins/Colts: Two teams on the precipice but one of them is no longer

UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate

King Hippo - September 6, 2025September 6, 202580

6 September 2025 has the following for all y'all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell does one cheer for? Or I guess, "cheer against the least?" OU typically has hotter cheerleaders, breaks the tie. Arizona State (-6.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2) Sparky really shouldn't

A Calmer Week of JV NFL

King Hippo - September 6, 2025September 5, 202594

Week 2's slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will be...glorious. Wahoowa (+3.5) at NC State (Noon, ESPN2) Neither of these squadrons is any good, but UVA at least showed a little spunk (PHRASING) in their opener. My

Sexy Friday – 20250905

Mr. Ayo - September 5, 2025September 5, 2025234

TGIF! It's finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday's turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of bloopers, here's some movie bloopers. Fear The star of the show is a woman who is a hemophiliac. Yeah, women can carry the disease, but they're not able

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 4 (Operation P.R.O.M.)

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 5, 2025September 5, 202587

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are...actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000' as it boots up... …to an empty studio. As we watch, DJ 3000''s console flashes the text

“Will CBP Let Me In, or Will ICE Send Me Home?” – a Seahawks Season Preview

Team Previews

Beerguyrob - September 5, 2025August 30, 202510

Hi again, As the resident [DFO] Seahawks season ticket holder, I thought I'd preview the season by letting you know how much fun it's going to be attending games this season. The Border Now, you may have heard that there's a bit of a shakeup at the land crossings, because of all the

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality

Sharkbait - September 5, 2025September 5, 20256

Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I'm back here posting again! The three weeks I spent in Australia were fantastic. This was my second time, and I forgot how much I loved Sydney. Granted this time around it was as an

It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season

scotchnaut - September 4, 2025September 4, 2025616

For Jerry Jones so loved his Ego that he gave up all his common sense so that Dallas haters could laugh all the season long. Oh look, here's Jerry talking to the media yet again. I think we'll get a true picture of just how dysfunctional Dallas is and how all this

Donkos Season Preview 2025 – Enter the Church of Bo

Team Previews

Alex_Demote - September 4, 2025September 2, 202522

Welcome, welcome! All are welcome here in the Church of Bo. Kneel at the feet of Saint Blucifer and repent your sins my child, and you shall be saved. In this year of our Bo 2025, the Denver Broncos shall rise again and lead us to the promised land. So

YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview

LemonJello - September 4, 2025August 28, 202522

Hey. It's a new season of hot National Football League action and that means...well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we've come to expect from the Jaguras, really. Mediocrity? That's being generous, and possibly an insult to the mediocre. 2024 Season Recap Pre-season Prediction: 10-7 and a return to the playoffs Reality: 4-13