Tag: anti-pants

Sexy Friday – 20251114

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat belt and national pickle day, but those are lame. Just kidding, buckle up kids. Word Count Filler Time There's a guy named Kinky Friedman from Texas that apparently

Sexy Friday – 20251107

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of November and the return to standard time. My sleep schedule is still messed up so that's been fun. Word Count Filler Time Let's answer some common questions. Q: Why are yawns contagious? A: Studies have shown that merely showing a picture of someone yawning does not cause

Sexy Friday – 20251031

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF!  DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing else of import is on this evening. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about doctors. Wait, let's talk about patients. First: Puppies! Interested in botox injections and wrinkle-reductions? Too bad

Sexy Friday – 20251024

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Look at Fox over here spreading more fake news. They say a baseball game is happening tonight even though everyone knows the season ended last Monday. DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about a guy named Ty Warner. Ty worked a sales job for

Sexy Friday – 20251017

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Maybe. Anyway, don't lose three in a row at home. Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about the Chaucer of Cheese. His name is James McIntyre. He was born in the Scottish village of Forres in 1827 then moved to Canada when he was 14. Our little bard lived there in the

Sexy Friday – 20251010

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Hockey season is back! The Ice HOX are undefeated too! And the Dirt HOX are about to extend their season. Word Count Filler Time Here's a totally useful table of celebrity pets. Celebrity Pet(s) Name(s) Madonna Chihauhua Chiquita Ernest Hemingway Springer Spaniels (2), Cats (30) Black Dog and Negrita Leonardo Dicaprio Poodle, Lizard Rufus, Blizzard Martha Stewart Cats (6) Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Verdi, Teeny, Weeny Pink Jack Russell

A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)

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Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering

Sexy Friday – 20251003

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Baseball playoff fever, catch it! Well, not today, but tomorrow! Also, did you know we're already 1/4th of the way through football season? What I'm saying is enjoy every day, even when it's a Thursday night. Word Count Filler Time Here's some fun information about food that you, an erudite reader

AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!

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We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here's what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL Grand Final Highlights https://youtu.be/vYLdpKO20qk?si=y00pcuy-LnKSOQ3C *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments The game was super close and tense for the first two quarters. At half time, the scores were tied and almost

Sexy Friday – 20250926

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Fall has fallen. Or anyway, it's here for many of us. Soon I will suffer under perma-clouds, rain, and darkness until next July. But that's what the hockey is for. Word Count Filler Time Have you heard of Frano Selak? Well have now because he's the luckiest guy in the world.