Sexy Friday – 20240719

TGIF! After last week's post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn't realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing department. Anyway, sports are back! The Open, Tour De France, and baseball. Ok, well kind of back. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of The Open, let's say you

Sexy Friday – 20240712

TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road

Ok, we won't go into 'Horatio climbs mountains' again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much.  But I did in fact spend a lot of time outdoors today going uphill, (it's pretty funny seeing my Fitness Calculator just fucking spin at how many calories

Sexy Friday – 20240705

TGIF! It's already July? Oh right, it's over 90° here in P.N.W. Thank god for portable ACs. Lots of footy action to get to, so let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Let's throw a party! Even better, let's be that douchebag DJ! Get yourself a mixer. So that mixer

Sexy Friday – 20240628

TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let's focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a "bounty" label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately. Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. You find yourself

Sexy Friday – 20240621

TGIF! We're balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let's get straight to it! Survival - Personal Edition Heading out to the bar this evening? Here's a fun little game to get some free beers. I'm not responsible for any black eyes. Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want

Sexy Friday – 20240614

TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

Sexy Friday – 20240607

TGIF! Can't the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I have enough freezer vodka to comfort me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about squirrels. Specifically, how to clean and cook one. Wait, hear me out! Or not,

Sexy Friday – 20240531

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their short week. (No offense, LowRatio) By the time you're reading this, I'm melting in Palm Springs. Hope your weekend goes better. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of great weather, let's combine that with some work. That's right, we're going to join a professional video conference from the

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 30

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

Sexy Friday – 20240524

TGIF! Welcome to the long weekend. Don't forget to pay your respects on Monday. Before that, though, is the best Sunday of the year. It all starts with Sunday Gravy, of course. But then we get the trio of the F1 Monaco GP, followed by the Indy 500, followed by

Sexy Friday – 20240517

TGIF! One of the great benefits of writing this weekly post is I copy the last week's template. Which means I get to relive all the pictures from the last week. That benefit was totally annulled thanks to RTD's inspired topic for Request Line this week. Thank you, Tina! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBO8WF2vja4 Survival -