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Sexy Friday – 20240809

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That's great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more days until I can once again Release The Kraken! Not to brag, but this is my 100th Sexy Friday post! I'm currently accepting applications for apprentices to

Sexy Friday – 20240802

Mr. Ayo -
95

TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You've got boats, you've got the Blue Angels, you've got hydroplane boat races, you've got water, and you've got a sunburn! I'll enjoy watching it on TV. Survival - Personal Edition For all you parents out there, let's go over the

Sexy Friday – 20240726

Mr. Ayo -
88

TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need to add couch activities so JD Vance has something to do. Survival - Personal Edition The stuff of nightmares, this one. You're at the wedding, all decked out

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Horatio Cornblower -
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I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn't working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week's topic nomination and reached into my 'Suggested Topics' file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. This week

Sexy Friday – 20240719

Mr. Ayo -
96

TGIF! After last week's post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn't realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing department. Anyway, sports are back! The Open, Tour De France, and baseball. Ok, well kind of back. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of The Open, let's say you

Sexy Friday – 20240712

Mr. Ayo -
120

TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road

Horatio Cornblower -
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Ok, we won't go into 'Horatio climbs mountains' again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much.  But I did in fact spend a lot of time outdoors today going uphill, (it's pretty funny seeing my Fitness Calculator just fucking spin at how many calories

Sexy Friday – 20240705

Mr. Ayo -
112

TGIF! It's already July? Oh right, it's over 90° here in P.N.W. Thank god for portable ACs. Lots of footy action to get to, so let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Let's throw a party! Even better, let's be that douchebag DJ! Get yourself a mixer. So that mixer

Sexy Friday – 20240628

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let's focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a "bounty" label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately. Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. You find yourself

Sexy Friday – 20240621

Mr. Ayo -
121

TGIF! We're balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let's get straight to it! Survival - Personal Edition Heading out to the bar this evening? Here's a fun little game to get some free beers. I'm not responsible for any black eyes. Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want

Sexy Friday – 20240614

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

Sexy Friday – 20240607

Mr. Ayo -
120

TGIF! Can't the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I have enough freezer vodka to comfort me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about squirrels. Specifically, how to clean and cook one. Wait, hear me out! Or not,