Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII

yeah right - January 30, 2018January 29, 2018

Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more

DFO “Insiders” Predict the Championship Round!

yeah right - January 19, 2018January 18, 2018

Championship weekend is here! Before getting started let's address the obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe1KY8HOCg Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine

DFO Insiders Predict! The Divisional Round

yeah right - January 12, 2018January 11, 2018

Well that was certainly a wild card round wasn't it? Last week when we posted the wild card round predictions I mentioned how those "expert insiders" at the 4 letter network had all gone chalk on their wild card predictions. Well guess what motherfuckers? ALL of you were wrong. Every goddamn

DFO “Insiders” Predict the NFL Wild Card Round. With Bonus Analysis!

yeah right - January 5, 2018January 5, 2018

Banner photo courtesy: After an unprecedentedly strange, bizarre? unusual? After a really weird fucking NFL regular season we have finally made it to here. The start of the NFL postseason! Congratulations are in order to 11 of the 12 playoff entrants - fuck the 12th - and condolences are in order

Holiday Shopping Guide. How to buy presents for the young ladies in your life

laserguru - December 19, 2017December 17, 2017

banner image courtesy of: Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don't you? You didn't procrastinate again this year did you? Goddammit! Why do you do this to yourself? Now it's getting too late to order something online and have it shipped to you. You may even

Your “Uh-Oh, Company’s Coming” Saturday Evening Open Thread and NFL Broadcast Maps

laserguru - November 18, 2017November 17, 2017

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Banner image courtesy of: Howdy folks! I feel it is my responsibility to remind everyone, well us U.S. residing folks anyway, that Thanksgiving is Thursday. Like, next fucking Thursday. As in 5 goddamn days Thursday. And you haven't even been to the grocery store yet have you? HAVE YOU!?! What are you thinking? That can

Vikings at the Bye. Dare We Hope?

laserguru - November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

As the Vikings prepare to leave their bye week and begin the second half of the season, the team sits in first place of the NFC North with a record of 6-2 and a full two game lead over both Detroit and Green Bay. Actually based on an early loss

Boots on the Ground: Valhalla

laserguru - November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

On Saturday 10-21-17 through Tuesday 10-24-17, I fulfilled a major goal and visited Minneapolis to see a Vikings game and to just as importantly see the new US Bank Stadium. Holy fucking shit kids. This stadium is incredible. Some of the reasons for choosing this weekend was; it was right around my

The Blair Walsh Project

laserguru - October 31, 2017

Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!" Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?" V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can

Rams Stadium Update Pt 2: Inglewood. Still Up to No Good.

laserguru - October 5, 2017

It has been awhile since I brought you the first LA Rams Stadium update and I figured it was about time we head on back to Inglewood to see how the development was going. So I took it upon myself as both your intrepid reporter as well as the DFO

Beer Barrel Polka! An IPA a Day.

laserguru - September 23, 2017

banner image via Greetings fellow NFL fans and beer drinking enthusiasts. I'm yeah right, the resident food guy on this here site taking a shot at my first "Beer Barrel." While I don't even pretend to have the sophisticated beer pallet of our regular host Make It Snow or many of

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale – WINGS!

laserguru - September 3, 2017

Good morning folks! We did it! We fucking did it! The NFL season is finally here and we made it through the interminable, arduous, ungodly offseason. Hot damn! While of course this means we've got hot, sexy NFL action every weekend for the next 5 months or so it also means I can