I'm so thirsty. Won't someone give me something to drink? I feel like I haven't had a drink in ages. Why am I so thirsty? Can I please have some water? Ah, that's better. The nurse always says my vitamins have a side effect of dry mouth. I don't know what that means, but I'll
Month: July 2015
HUMPS DAY
OK, I think I’ve got it.
New York Giants 2015
Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3
...continued from Part 2... --- Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby's cellphone. Shelby pulled a government-issued Blackberry from his pocket and answered. Jake couldn't make out the words, but he could hear the urgency in the voice coming from
Golf Ball Sized Hail to the 2015 [*Redacted] s
Ahh, the late off-season. Every [*Redacted] fan's favorite part of the year. Smell the baseless optimism! Wallow in the unrealistic expectations! Look at that softball schedule, 11-5, minimum, we say! Surely this will be the year...RG3 will spring forth from Dan Snyder's forehead, in full uniform, a veritable QB god of
Bear With Me…
(Edit) Welp, that sucked balls. I put the old system back, let me know if you see bugs. I'm testing out a new comment system - it's importing all 10 trillion of our comments right now, so commenting may be slow for a bit. Hopefully we won't all immediately hate this. From
Lord Roger Upholds Randomly Assigned Suspension
Everybody, Welcome the New Guy
KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor: The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach. And a pleasure to meet you after all of these years watching you. I remember the first time I watched Saved By the Bell. It really reminded me of the
Introducing the Locker Room Discomfort Advisory System
Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you're a discerning group, I've assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC East, my Philadelphia Eagles.¹ Please welcome Philadelphia native and Matron Saint Suzy Kolber, Super Bowl loser and noted telestrator Ron Jaworski, and frequent WIP caller Ant'ny from
