High Plains Grifter

Horatio Cornblower - September 28, 2015September 25, 2015

-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to the town's once busy hotel. They are the only two people visible, although a disconcerting number of vultures can be seen circling above the town. I tell you

Instant Hippo (Hungover) Thoughts

King Hippo - September 28, 2015September 28, 2015

Playing Detroit is both fun and terrifying! A good workout for the liver. Don't look now, but the Footy Cardinals just might be the best team in the NFL (we choose not to acknowledge a certain group of Satan-aligned Massholes). I am of the opinion that David Johnson is

Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015September 27, 2015

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[in a slurred voice] "How 'bout one more? Oh no, I couldn't-I have to go to work tomorrow. C'mon, just one for the road. The road? I've heard good things about that place. Okay. One more." Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks... Den @ Det: Peyton can't feel

Your Late Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015September 27, 2015

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[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There's more... SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before "The Troubles" began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He's my "Two

Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015

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Let's do some games... Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn't it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching from the sidelines? Falcons CB Trufant should take Williams out of the game leaving Potden with...Dunbar out of the backfield? Witten might be able to do something

Sunday Morning Appetizers

DFOing Good

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - September 27, 2015

Morning Everyone. I hope you enjoyed college football Saturday. TCU needed a miracle play to beat Texas Tech. I'm looking forward to that Baylor game since it looks like each side would be able to score 80 points. Zona got thrashed by UCLA. The state of Oregon is a sinking ship

Tailgate Time: Vikes vs Chargers Preview and It’s Fish Taco Time!

Recipes

laserguru - September 26, 2015

Week 3 and some faith has returned. A Vikings win over Detroit last week and now I can forget all about that fucking nightmare opener in Santa Clara. Last Sunday the Vikings did everything but disembowel Matt Stafford. Earlier this week I watched Inside the NFL which I hadn't watched

This is How September Saturday Openness Ends – EPL and JV NFL Goodness

King Hippo - September 26, 2015September 25, 2015

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Ah, September. The most glorious month of all. Football returns. Humidity abates. This is our last Saturday full of footy. But worry not, October pretty much kicks ass too. SLEEPING WEATHER!! But first, your EPL morning. I know you all must be heartbroken that

Dogs Is So Stupid!

scotchnaut - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

My girl snapped her chain in her excitement at seeing me arrive at home earlier today. There's nothing like the enthusiasm of a dog, right? Anyway, she needs to go out in the yard a few times before wifey brings the new chain home later on. There was a 3

Ask Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game

Insane Shit

montythisseemsstrangetome - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

Dear Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game, What do you think of the Jets’ surprising 2-0 start? Can Ryan Fitzpatrick lead this team to a playoff-type season? SWJWTFFG: I heard the announcers mention that he went to Harvard, so I bet he’s smarter than the other quarterbacks. Does that guy’s

Sexy Friday Needs A Win This Week

Martin - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

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