I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the end of the game—well, okay, more like the end of the 3rd quarter—being taunted by Raiders fans as I trudged out, cursing the powder blue #17
Month: October 2015
Week Eight, Broadcast Maps
Greetings, Week Eight is here. Nearly halfway through the regular season. Here are this week's broadcast maps: Week 8, Broadcast Maps Primetime Games are as follow: TNF: Dolphins @ New England SNF: Packers @ Broncos MNF: Colts @ Panthers What, a fucking half-way decent slate of primetime games? Watch them all be blowouts. Donks-Packers is probably
Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 8
Yup, we are down to two in the Elimination contest! Who is left? READ ON! Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) According to Berman, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Also, no one fucks Senor Weaselo in the ass like the Buffalo Bills. It seemed
Request Line: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve
ROB RYAN: AWWOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hello, and welcome to a surprise midseason edition of Request Line! I'm your special host Rob Ryan, and today we'll be taking requests for your favorite Halloween songs. ROB RYAN: [mournful howl] DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: I'd like to take this opportunity to personally apologize for the quality
Your Eagles Bye Week Review: The Walking Dead
Your “World Championship” Dirt Fitbaw Open Thread
h/t abc7NY Escobar (no relation) got the shit going.
Your Fired!
It's no secret that this NFL season has been generally unappealing. Through seven weeks, twelve teams have winning records (and five of those teams are undefeated) and a majority of the division races are pretty much over. Sunday and Monday Night Football programming has actually provided a pretty decent product -- including the Seahawks
Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2
Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction...I don't have the time/energy to produce the full, in-depth recapping/reviews that these series deserve. But these are indeed worthy of singling out for your attention and DVR space, as we seek
3 Things – Because There Always Has to Be 3 Things
It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!
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