Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): ...and so Diane, that now brings me to where we stand, or rather, I sit...seated alone in the fifth row inside a plane for a flight in which I was gifted the ticket by a man I've never met. And, to give you an update,
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Twin Picks – Ep 6: Revive
Catch up on previous episodes here. Female Voice 1: Clear! Female Voice 2: Zap him again... Female Voice 2: Zap the son of a bitch again! Female Voice 1: Hold! He's back! Female Voice 2: Agent Cooper. Can you hear us? Agent Dale Cooper: Err...Diane? Female Voice 1: Men. Forget it. He's all yours, Officer. Let's get out of
Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul
Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two, it is clear that I have been shot at close range. If my interpretation in this reality is any indication of the actual wound, it would
Twin Picks – Ep 4: A Whisper Of Smoke
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction of one elevator means either taking the stairs -- at nearly 500 feet above sea level -- or a lengthy wait to get to or from
Twin Picks – Ep 3: The Usual Suspects
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we are waiting in the office of Bengals owner Mike Brown. I am accompanied by local lawman, police chief Eliot Isaac who, thus far, has navigated me through interactions with two potential suspects: one AJ McCarron, a persistent and, frankly, creepy young man with
Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of the place where the cross-state Cleveland Browns would play, where the general employees are beginning to fill the parking lot. Per the league calendar, most of the veterans
Twin Picks – Ep 1: Pilot
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have just recently arrived on the north bank of the Ohio River. I have been on the periphery of the scene but, after speaking to coroner for any initial indications that this may be another strike by our man, I am confident that the
Chipping in with the ol’ Sunday Morning Post
Oh -- didn't see you all there. Good morning. Pull up a....well, I'm just leaning on the counter. I know. i was expecting Sunday Gravy too. Guess it's after the S Bowel. So I guess you're all getting along pretty well around here with the sudden cancelation of Quotables; a laboriously clunkering
YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a
YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket
2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye
The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team preview, you know that the afterthought that is the 2023 Arizona Cardinals exiting their bye at 3-10 and in a race for the worst record in
