In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32 volunteers ranked the teams each week and wrote a short synopsis of their designated team’s previous game. Excited to contribute but never one to miss a chance to subvert a format, I decided to write microfiction instead of a synopsis every week.
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Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2
DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND "WELCOME TO CAT 5" Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a variety of reasons, so my recollections will be recounted to you as they exist in my head; in brief snatches experienced in varying degrees of lucidity. Thank
Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It's that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN Awards will be held live in Las Vegas on the first weekend in January. Talk about bringing in the new year with a bang! I'm sorry.
CFL Beat: Week 10
As we roll into mid-August and close to the halfway point of the 2022 CFL regular season, there's a few important things that fans have learned: the Bombers are elite, the Lions are fun as hell, and the entire East Division is the Keystone Kops. I look forward to what
Hold The Phone! Tuesday Open Thread
Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That's right. To Uncle Mayhem's Clubhouse. I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up in the Excalibur, which is a questionable decision in itself. But I flashed back to the Inagural DFOCon in 2016 and started trying to find the giant neon "FUN
Kicking Cousins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh thank God. I thought that interminable NFL season would never finish. Did it have amazingly high levels of play? Yes. Did it have on of the most engaging and exciting post-seasons in recent memory. It did. And did it feature heroes, villians, betrayal and a stupid new name for the Redacteds? You
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. I don't got anything for all yallz today. Just quiet here and
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. With foutbawl back we've back to our in season schedule. Monday started
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope your well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. I'm writing this while in a company wide Town hall today, so
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 7: All Over But the Crying Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. May 3, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit at desks, while a bunch of interns silently try to work around them. It is the first Monday after the Draft, and the two men responsible for
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Sixth
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated
BattleBots Beat: Start Your Arguments!
Welcome back to the Beat! It's the last midnight Fight Night of the (technically) 2020 season, and with it the 32-bot bracket will be revealed following the conclusion. Will there be seeding complaints? Undoubtedly! Who's in and out complaints? Probably! Will we know? Not until the end, so onto the