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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 7: All Over But the Crying Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. May 3, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two…
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Your “Only One Remains” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Following the principle that having no options is better than having some bad ones, the former [Redacteds] are releasing Alex Smith. A…
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Your “Time Wounds All Heels” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Can you believe “Hard Knocks” has been around 16 years? This year’s candidates include the Cowboys, Giants & Jags. Teams with a…
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“Shathawks… Nope,…Shethawks… No, That’s Not Right… Hold On, I’ve Got It…” Seattle At The Bye
As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission, it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer…