Author: Senor Weaselo

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-JPP Edition

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Remember, keep your fingers away from your lit fireworks tomorrow! Not that there's much to celebrate this week. Somewhere, remember, sic semper tyrannis. Granted, the state motto of Virginia was exclaimed by one John Wilkes Booth after shooting Abraham Lincoln, but the words themselves are useful! We hope? Listen, I've got some

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Another Mobile Edition

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Sorry folks, no Boots on the Ground from last night. One, the semi-anonymity of the site means that although my exploits are known here I don’t need Google putting two and two together. (I will be happy to answer questions below, when I’m not playing on my gig tonight.) Two,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition

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Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy, and the Securitate, and Gheorgiu-Dej.Kits: Home and awayFIFA Ranking: 46 (23rd in UEFA)Best World Cup result: Quarterfinals (1994) (including a win in the Round of 16 over

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”

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It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there's nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana Weaselo and one of my coworkers), it's also nice to be at an event that has no alcohol in it altogether, and the roast beef tea

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview

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Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyBJJI2eqs This has once again been Senor Weaselo's preview of the Turkish lesser footy team. Naturally, I'll be rooting for Portugal, Czechia, and Georgia in that group. Okay, news! -500s extend WR Nico Collins, 3 years, $72.75M, $52M guaranteed. -Vikes re-sign G Dalton

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Summer Lull

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My work for the semester ended last week, and I'm waiting on any potential summer assignments, so it's a bit of waiting game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JVNMmsN3Co So yeah, it's a little bit more boredom than usual this week. Senorita Weaselo and I are going to Boston next weekend, so I should probably pull the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition

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The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc -So, Senorita Weaselo and I were getting on the train back to her place after I had successfully gotten her to play for the school's strings concert. It

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One He Retroactively Named

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Well, hopefully everyone's rested up for playoff overtime hockey. Either that or resetting the "It has been X days since Rashee Rice has gotten into a new legal issue" board. Especially as we're in the post-draft, post-free agency doldrums. It's all conjecture and posturing, the least newsworthy news, unless you're

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The “F Maxey” Edition

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Still bummed? Yes. Game and series in the bag, and then a 4-point play here, a logo 3 there, and a little heavy on the Brunson heroball. All you had to do was not leave your feet and foul up 6 (Mitchell Robinson). Or hit both free throws up 2

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Draftmas…

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Not writing that one, just saying that the Draft is tomorrow and will inevitably get more eyeballs than the *checks ESPN app* five playoff sports events also happening that evening. Combined. Sure, the Jets have the 10th pick in the draft, but it's also the Jets so at the end

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: More Notes from the Bandstand

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7 gigs in 8 nights has come and gone, and there was much rejoicing for my bank account, especially after the check to the Treasury Department (aka, taxes) cleared. Which was good in that it essentially cleared dead money in that case. Less good in the amount of money, which