Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye

Wakezilla - November 6, 2020

/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out "Fuck!". Jane storms towards the DFO camera crew and begins to speak Crazy Jane: I forgot that I agreed to speak with you fuck wads. Alright, lets get

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it

The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, #NuAIDS Season

King Hippo - September 21, 2020September 20, 2020

Hey there, imaginary frienderinos! Did you enjoy this weekend's offerings from the FITBAW gods and goddesses? I am perhaps a little MOAR doped up than usual (cracked a rib Friday night, chasing a half-ded bunny around the living room - THANKS AGAIN, Kruger). Man, what a thrilling Sunday it was to

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

ballsofsteelandfury - September 16, 2020September 12, 2020

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:

The D of S, Prologue

ballsofsteelandfury - September 8, 2020September 5, 2020

Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his eyes open as he wakes up from what seems like a long dream. He looks for his computer to log on to the site he writes