The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV

Senor Weaselo - December 23, 2020December 22, 2020

It's the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his "pillow.") Oh, that explains it. tWBS: I hear footsteps. Senor: It sounds like running. Towards here. tWBS: Welcoming party? Senor: No! This is the terrace of sloth, so… penance, actually. Slothful Soul: (running by

The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo III

Senor Weaselo - December 16, 2020December 15, 2020

Senor: …Seamus? tWBS has a hand on his head and a hand on the ground to try and prevent himself from falling. Because falling down the mountain would suck. tWBS: Stoning… not the fun kind… (he comes to) Shit. I was here the whole time? Senor: And muttering something about stoning, and not

The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio

Senor Weaselo - November 25, 2020November 25, 2020

Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why'd you do that? We could have watched football and had beer and nachos with Gerry Ford! Senor: As much fun as that would have been we have to move. I know, it's unfortunate, but we would've

The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned. TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago. Senor:

The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue

Senor Weaselo - November 11, 2020November 10, 2020

Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I've got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time! I'm running late! So, I guess I'll be seeing you. TWBS: WHAT?? You're leaving me here? Alone?!? Balls: Well, I'm a dick, but I'm not that big

Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye

Wakezilla - November 6, 2020

/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out "Fuck!". Jane storms towards the DFO camera crew and begins to speak Crazy Jane: I forgot that I agreed to speak with you fuck wads. Alright, lets get

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it

The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are