Round Five: Commies/Bucs

Was this my pick for most low-key entertaining game of the weekend? Why would I bring it up if it wasn't? Why am I typing this at all? (side-eyes the word counter) To The Game! Commies/Bucs: -Fireworks Alert: Right here we've got two top five scoring offenses (Tampa 4th, Washington 5th) vs two

Round Four: Your Packers/Eagles Open Thread

Here we go again. To The Game! Packers/Eagles: -Love has been removed from the injury report. (an elbow ouchie, "It still hurts when I throw") Speaking of Hurts, (status: concussed) word has it that a 'specialist' was flown in from the Dolphins medical staff and voila, he's ready and raring to go! -So the bad

Round Two: Steelers/Ravens (Voodoo Edition)

Wasn't that last tilt a keeper? (writing this at noon EST) They don't get much better than that! And the ending-I did not see that coming. Onward. To The Game! Steelers/Ravens: Flowers For None: Zay has been ruled out of the game. Ordinarily I'd think that a receiving corps whose best wr is Rashod

Sexy Friday – 20250110

TGIF! Half the country is burning, the other freezing, and I'm stuck here with only clouds and rain.  *pokes Mt. Rainer* Do something! Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about champagne. Specifically, opening a bottle of said champagne. First lesson, don't do this: That's wasting champagne and removing the carbonation from what's left.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got