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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Office Thoughts
It’s 10:30, I just polished off a raspberry spandauer (which is good) and chai (which is mid at best) from Ole & Steen, and…
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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260213
TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it’s Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let’s learn…
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Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread
The Olympics are a gimme of course and I’m mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Searching for the Ginza Line
Anyway, thanks to the new apartment, I’ve had to figure out my transit routes out again. The new digs are closer to buses and…
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Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to the Seahawks for denying the Taaaawwwwmy crowd the climax they craved. Your service to America- nay, The World- will not be forgotten.…
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It’s All Over Now Baby Blue-Your Football-less Monday Night Open Thread
This is the sucky part of the year and it only lasts 6 more months. And in certain climes it’s cold to boot. [West…
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Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Well, we finally made it to the fireworks factory! Honestly, this has been the most entertaining season I’ve experienced since 2011- (had to throw…