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Let’s Get At It! Your AFC Championship Tilt
Somebody should have had this up quite some time ago so this’ll be short and sweet. Some sports that you may want to partake…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-1
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Your Last Minute Saturday Morning Open Thread
I didn’t see anything scheduled so here we are on this crusty morning. I say crusty because it’s so cold the snow is making…
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It’s Thursday-Are You Prepared?
It looks as though the weather might dictate some of our actions in the near future. My neck of the woods will have some…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season G League Series recap
Oh, man. What a series, all three games.
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Cinq
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Rev as he is stuck dealing with IRL crap and the fact the Bills just blew a…
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Your National Championship Open Thread
Well, here we are. There are few people less qualified to do rundown of tonight’s game but I’ve been winging these things for quite…
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Go Bears?
I mean, who the hell would be cheering for the itinerant Rams, right? Ok, aside from his wifely choices Stafford is a good dude,…
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Maye Day! Maye Day!
I must say I covered my bases nicely with the headline. If the Pats win there will be a celebration for the 2nd-year fella.…
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