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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group J
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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In Praise of Fredbird (Obvi) Saturday Open Thread
Yes, Most GlorioUs el Beisbol Cardinals will suck in 2026. But we’ll finally be sucking teh RITE way, so Hippo and his fellow #BFIB supporters…
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Sexy Friday – 20260306
TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake. Word Count…
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Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread
They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…
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Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Sexy Friday – 20260227
TGIF! I got nothing to add. My brain is fried from a very stressful week of work. Haven’t been able to sleep and trying…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Many football lovers would like to tell you we’re in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Snow Thoughts!
Yeah, apparently we’re in our “thoughts” unit of Wumbo Wednesday, also known as “It’s 3:45, I have to leave for my gig at 5,…