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I’ve Got Your Super Bowl Appetizer Right Here
The biggest of big days is upon us but there’s still a ways to go. The Winter Olympics is in full force (I can…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-3
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260206
TGIF! No hate in today’s post, because we’re all excited for Sunday. HOX! Word Count Filler Time When we last saw Jackie Chan he…
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Your “Aww, Not Him Again?” Hate Week Thursday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where it appears we have come across a perennial topic of this-here exercise – Tom Brady,…
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Your “I Only Wish For Peace & Harmony” Wednesday Evening Hate Week Open Thread
Welcome, one and all, to Day 3 of Hate Week, where I go off on the changing nature of the fan experience, and its…
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“It’s Not Just The Age of Consent” – Your Tuesday Night Hate Week Open Thread
Good evening everyone, and welcome to Day 2 of [DFO] Hate Week, brought to you tonight by the number 18 I write this post…
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“What’s Old Is Stupid Again” – Your Monday Night DFO Hate Week Open Thread
Welcome, one and all, to another edition of [DFO] Hate Week, an annual tradition not unlike Festivus where we take aspects of the game…
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How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread
Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live,…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-2
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260130
TGIF! What will you be doing with all your football free time this weekend? I’ll be working because I put off this project until…