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Sexy Friday – 20260313
TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.…
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Your “Where’s Weaselo?” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Banner Image from here. Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As…
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Your Free Agency Update Open Thread
Look at that totally expected/labored Bowie reference! A shoutout to Horatio, his feelings about Don T’s writing aside, he knocked it out of the…
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Right Time, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Welcome back! Ay amiguis, it’s so great to have you back in Normal Time. I never left, being in Atlantic time and all. Hope…
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In Praise of Fredbird (Obvi) Saturday Open Thread
Yes, Most GlorioUs el Beisbol Cardinals will suck in 2026. But we’ll finally be sucking teh RITE way, so Hippo and his fellow #BFIB supporters…
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Sexy Friday – 20260306
TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake. Word Count…
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Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread
They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…
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