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Sexy Friday – 20260313

TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.…

Banner Image from here. Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As…

Look at that totally expected/labored Bowie reference! A shoutout to Horatio, his feelings about Don T’s writing aside, he knocked it out of the…

Welcome back! Ay amiguis, it’s so great to have you back in Normal Time. I never left, being in Atlantic time and all. Hope…

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…

Yes, Most GlorioUs el Beisbol Cardinals will suck in 2026. But we’ll finally be sucking teh RITE way, so Hippo and his fellow #BFIB supporters…

TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake. Word Count…

They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…

Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…

Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…