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Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L
First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it…
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What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread
For those that partook, now there’s an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you’re superdesperate the Combine is on this…
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Love Stinks, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola beautiful gente. I read somewhere that if you write about your love, words will flow like a riverbed: continuously, along mushy or rocky…
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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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Sexy Friday – 20260220
TGIF! Valentine’s Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance. Word Count Filler Time…
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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Office Thoughts
It’s 10:30, I just polished off a raspberry spandauer (which is good) and chai (which is mid at best) from Ole & Steen, and…
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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260213
TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it’s Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let’s learn…