Welcome to 2026 JV NFL Thread

King Hippo - January 1, 2026312

Oh Christ, let's see how this one can get even shittier! Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again. There is also a smattering of footy today, but only Championship (CBSSN at 10:00) in the morning. Even England is being dickholes. 5 Oregon (-2.5) v. 4 Guns Up!! - Fuck You LOLfin Crypto

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And So It Goes

Senor Weaselo - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025211

Another year down. Good riddance. I'll be honest, there wasn't a lot of good from this year for me. I think of what was almost lost. Padre Weaselo had a heart attack back in March, as we know. He had to return to the hospital last week because his heart meds

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2025December 31, 202598

This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room. He created it using a site called "Where I'd Live" and it reflects his personal choices as to where he would live in these United States I thought

The King is Dead, Long Live The King

ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2025December 31, 202548

Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of Pasadena administers the Oath Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of Door Flies Open, your other Realms and the Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update Championships (Week 17)

LemonJello - December 31, 2025December 31, 202526

Hey. That's it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT REMINDERS! Teams being promoted to Freezer Vodka League next season: AI Abuelas, Rod Rust never sleeps, Saquon this Penix and The Hunters of Renfrow Teams being relegated to Lowratio League next season: The

Bad Day at Diggstown: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 30, 2025December 30, 202554

Bad time to be a Diggs brother. -Stefon "Pink Powder" Diggs has been charged with "felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery" in suburban Boston in connection with an (alleged) December 2 incident. According to the filings, Diggs hired a woman to be his personal chef for the duration

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 30, 2025December 30, 202556

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. Off until the 5th, so kinda mailing in this

Playoff Jockeying Continues Apace

scotchnaut - December 29, 2025115

For my money the Rams are the most talented team in the NFC but they're in this dog-eat-dog division where they get no breaks at all. There's a "steel sharpens steel" saw out there but does it apply here? Anyway, they need to get past an Atlanta squadoo that is

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2025 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 29, 2025December 29, 202543

Huzzah, last time my old arse has to think until 2026! Congratulations to #ThePauls, who were 7 yards away of Pauling away their game-long lead - but they prevail 13-6 and the Ratbirds will have to affirmatively lose the division in Week 18 (which they no doubt will). Sanders and Q-aron

Niners and Bears, Oh My!

scotchnaut - December 28, 2025December 28, 2025160

I'm still trying to get accustomed to Chicago being a player in the standings. To The Game! Bears/Niners: -Despite being 11-4 San Franny is a -3.5 dog at home. -Chi-town has greatly benefited from their 24th ranked D getting all kinds of turnovers. Their differential sits at +21, which is amazing. -One of the contributors