Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 12, 2024221

I'd just like to note in advance that life interrupts so others will be filling in this weekend. I have all the thank you's for those that step in. Welp, we're past all the bye weeks so my first round loss in Freezer Vodka has one less excuse. Damn it! Minutiae: -The Chiefs

WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 12, 2024December 12, 202441

That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You're tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of Steel and Fury. Don't forget coming up at the top of the hour is DJ BC Dick with the Jack Off Hour and later

Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)

SonOfSpam - December 11, 2024December 11, 202455

Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)

LemonJello - December 11, 2024December 10, 202448

Hey. Did you make the playoffs? Did you at least avoid relegation? If you answered "no" to either or both of these, I got nothing for you. Better luck next year, I guess. **shrugs** Well, let's see what happened in the leagues this past week, shall we? Freezer Vodka League Standings So, who's packing up

Down The Stretch They Come!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 10, 2024December 10, 202448

Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let's go. -Lions vs. Bills is gonna be BananaCakes. The Bills are not great against the run, while the Lions run the ball very well. The Lions kind of suck against

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - December 10, 2024December 9, 202480

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:We are all sharks,

Your NFL Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 9, 2024275

Let's get to it. Fallout: -As another Brooks once said, "It's good to be king but it's not good being a Panteros running back". Johnathan, after a laborious rehab regimen, was showing his wares and almost immediately tore the ACL in his previously injured knee. Thing is, he may have been able

The Literal AI-Generated Bye Week Update Headline is – Colts at the Bye: A Season of Ups and Downs

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - December 9, 2024December 9, 2024109

AI wrote this part: The Indianapolis Colts head into their Week 14 bye with a 6-7 record, leaving them with a lot to ponder after a rollercoaster first half of the season. It's been a year marked by inconsistency, flashes of brilliance, and more than a few head-scratching moments. Let's break

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2024 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 9, 2024December 8, 202429

I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW. I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early came from the AFC East. Q-aron finally had a throwback statistical performance, leading his charges to 23-15 and 26-23 Q4 leads that his defense could not, would

Smoke ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em-Your Last NFL Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 8, 2024December 8, 2024213

Well, not ever, just today. To The Game! Chargers/Chiefs: -I've the notion that these teams may very well meet up in the postseason, given the momentum that Los Angeles has. Their play has improved on a near weekly basis. That asshole Harbaugh sure can coach, gotta give him that. -Are they the most dangerous

Your Next NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 8, 2024December 8, 2024109

Ah, we're at the "There's but three games on offer, blow me" stage of the season. Thanks Shield, thanks for nothing. To The Games! Seahawks/Cards: Somehow Seattle is two games over .500 and in the thick of the division race despite some very wonky qb play from Geno. His Td'/INT ratios are neck

Your First NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 8, 2024December 8, 2024172

Welcome back to that thing we do on a regular basis. Let's dive straight in. To The Games! Jags/Titans: The Mac Jones Experience begins! Is it just me or do the Jags seem like they should be an NFC team? I should note that this tilt is of interest to only mock draft