Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part

King Hippo - October 26, 2024October 24, 2024106

Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet - we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona - 7:00 (FS1) Look, I said MOAR - not GOOD. Winner keeps its season alive(ish). Clubhouse Derby, at least (WCS v. Blax, if y'all is new and/or slow).. Paedo State

Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts

King Hippo - October 26, 2024October 24, 2024136

Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our beloved Early Bird Special this week. That kinda blows goats.) USA choo-choo-chooses Villa/Cherries for the 10:00 broadcast. Are the Villans becoming a media darling? Oy yes, they are.

Sexy Friday – 20241025

Mr. Ayo - October 25, 2024October 25, 2024147

TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater's World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of haterade, let's list some insults that could be lobbed on the field. You suck You

Not Great Bob! The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - October 25, 2024October 24, 202425

The Dallas Cowboys staggered into the bye at 3-3. Their wins came against a physically bad and morally bankrupt Cleveland Browns, a just-plain bad New York Football Giants team, and somehow overcame Mike Tomlin's Voodoo to beat the Steelers of Pittsburgh. The latter two wins were struggles. The losses came at

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: False Fall

Sharkbait - October 25, 2024October 25, 202422

Happiest of Fridays to you all! Despite the calendar's date and the official season, Fall has kind of fucked off the last few days and I'm kinda here for it. I like the Fall. It's the best beer drinking season by far, it doesn't suck to be outside yet, and,

Your Thursday Night Special Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 24, 2024198

Welcome back one and all to another week of the professional football that is oriented around cities rather than educational institutions. (feel the need to make that distinction the last few years) Any team can go on a run, sure, but this about the time the wheat starts getting separated

CFL Beat: Week 21

The Maestro - October 24, 2024October 23, 202454

The playoff picture is now almost set - save for two final important games that will determine the winner of the West Division, and an always-valuable first-round playoff bye! We have one "meaningless" week of football - but I do hope all the same that it's mildly entertaining. The final

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out

Senor Weaselo - October 23, 2024October 23, 202468

Except the Canadiens, because fuck 'em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing the lights out. Even dice baseball expansion preseason last night! Brooklyn's lost 3 straight, but this one by the narrow margin of… 23-0. (7 in the 2nd

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)

LemonJello - October 23, 2024October 22, 202475

Hey. What's new? Oh, really? You're busy and wondering why I'm bothering you right in the middle of this important task? On a Wednesday? Tough shit. It's time for the (now) weekly DFO Fantasy Football Leagues recap. Week 7 is in the books. Freezer Vodka standings are up first: Lowratio's Couch Fetish has slid into the top

MUS*H: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 22, 2024October 22, 202467

Rough week in training rooms around the NFL, as everyone is DED. It seems like there were a huge number of severe big-name injuries this week that may signal a left-turn for a couple contenders: -The Buccaneers lost both of their star wideouts last night. Mike Evans is likely to be out

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - October 22, 2024October 21, 202429

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Courage is grace under

are you ready for…THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING HARBAUGHS! A Double-Heading NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 21, 2024240

I'm 10 days early but that scary day is coming fast. Some games yesterday brought it, others didn't-as always, the NFL is a mixed bag. Let's take a wee peek at some of the goings-on. Fallout: Injuries, injuries, injuries-Deshaun is done with an Achilles, Jay Daniels got hit in the ribs but