Sua prévia do DFO Copa América 2021: Brasil (com Neymar!)

Wakezilla - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021

Hola DFOers!I am Neymar, and I am doing the Brasil Copa America 2021 preview. As you know, we’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have:Copa América. . . Well, maybe not with usEuro 2020. . .Well, it might start late, as Spain has some issuesTokyo Olympic Games

Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3

Don T - June 16, 2019June 16, 2019

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Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay (YMMV) takes Ecuador. But let’s acknowledge the significance of this day. Via giphy.com Happy Vasectomy Awareness Day, reprobates. The smell of baby powder makes me squirm like a vampire

Copa America Preview- Ecuador: Anything But Middle Of The Road

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Ian Scott McCormick - June 13, 2019June 4, 2019

Are you ready for some football? Slow down. Before you tell me that I need to wait until the fall, you should know that I am referring to soccer, or as the good people of Latin America refer to it, "Futbol americano, sin el americano, por favor." [1]. The Copa America

TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview

Wakezilla - June 12, 2019June 12, 2019

Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on Salwa road in Doha, Qatar. Wakezilla: Marhaba! Assalamu Alaikum my DFO friends! Your pal Wakezilla recently got a life changing promotion that required me to move to

Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview

Don T - June 10, 2019June 10, 2019

Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América. Incidentally, that was the last Copa in which Luis Suárez played. He will play in this one; chomp on that, folks. There have been 43 Copa Américas

Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview

Wakezilla - June 7, 2019June 7, 2019

Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play! Their

Las Razones Por Que Su Equipo Chupando: Paraguay Edicion

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 5, 2019June 5, 2019

Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I'd like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious butchering of a beautiful language. Second off, I'd like to apologize to our non-Spanish-speaking for exposing you to Spanish. According to my aunt's Facebook posts, having to listen to even as

Hot and Unstable: Argentina 2019 Copa América Preview

Don T - June 4, 2019June 4, 2019

Prodigious resources wasted by incompetent narcissists: that’s Argentina. But enough about politics. Let’s talk fútbol. In the last World Cup, Argentina had one of the more STACKT rosters but were buried under coach Jorge Sampaoli, a clueless diva whose main talent was out-asshole-ing himself. “Smurfs! I HATE SMURFS!” (traslation mine) In Russia 2018,

Your “Oh Well; When Do Euro Knockouts Start?” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 22, 2016June 22, 2016

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NFL Reportings: Pete Carroll once again says Russell Wilson is really, really, really dialled in. Usually when a coach is that effuse, I'm going to drop said player from my fantasy roster. Keeping Jim Caldwell was an "easy decision", according to Lions new GM Bob Quinn. "Finding" Jim Caldwell proved a

Your “It’s Tuesday; What Now, Cleveland?” Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 21, 2016June 21, 2016

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Title chosen because Big Daddy Drew has an excellent Funbag! response to a question about how Cleveland can avoid becoming Boston. NFL News: Joe Flacco says the hardest part of his ACL recovery is the mental aspect. That doesn't sound like a elite quarterback talking. Marquise Goodwin of the Bills has Olympic

Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 2, 2016June 2, 2016

This is best read with Matty Moyer's voice in mind. For reference.... https://www.youtube.com/embed/hc_gFm44BXk Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazil has had a rich tradition in the international soccer (dammit....Futbol!!!!!) world...but not lately as much. Brazil has won 5 World Cup titles (but not since 2002). Brazil

Canadian Soccer – An Apology, by Sandy McTire

Beerguyrob - June 1, 2016May 31, 2016

Hi. Oops, my apologies for being informal. Hello, my name is Sandy McTire, and I would like to talk to you for a moment, if I could. I would like to speak with you about Canadian soccer. Specifically, if it's not too much of a bother, I would like to discuss with you