The Rugby Championship–France

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Sill Bimmons - February 13, 2016July 11, 2017

First round result 23 -- 21 Italy I love France. J'ADORE LA BELLE FRANCE Thing is, it wasn't always this way. My dad, a remarkably flawless person for his 76 years, taught me two prejudicial hatreds: The

Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!

King Hippo - February 13, 2016February 12, 2016

As you likely know, it's a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to supply vs. demand 101, but try telling that to your significant other when you try to get flowers a week early instead) or staying home

Blatant cross-promotion

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Beerguyrob - February 13, 2016

Hey gang, I'm trying my hand at reviewing movies over on Bring Back Matt. Hopefully, it will encourage others to do the same, because who else could we trust for this kind of thing? Certainly not [redacted]. Be gentle.

Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 12, 2016

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Huzzah! It's our first not-football weekend. Perhaps 'huzzah' isn't the word that's appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let's #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now...[screen goes all swirly] Us: "WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!" Media: "More football means a lot

Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 12, 2016February 10, 2016

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SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: ...and closing things out with "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells. That's it for me for today, folks. We've got a special treat coming up in the next hour, Super Bowl, um, participant Cam Newton will be taking over to take your requests and

On the Origin of BLEERGH-cies

Beerguyrob - February 12, 2016

I was out walking my dog last night, when an angel appeared before me. I mean, it might have been an angel, or it could have been a tweaker evicted from the shelter down the road, and the halo was the police lights from the car trailing behind. Disirregardless, I

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 12, 2016February 11, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta white disco suit, standing near the bar. Doktor Zymm (peaking out of her lab): Hello...? Vere ist everyone? Hmm... Doktor Zymm ducks back into her lab,

Your Quick And Easy Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 11, 2016

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It's frickin' cold in this neck of the woods, let me tell you. It'll be -20 Fair-Un-Height tonight and I'm already bundled up. Quickly, TO THE GAMES! There are no games whatsoever in the NBA tonight because (of my) criteria. The NH of L brings us LA/NYI, COL/OTT, WASH/MIN and DAL/CHI.

CLEAR THE TAKE PATH WE GOT ONE COMIN’ IN HAWT

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Sill Bimmons - February 11, 2016July 11, 2017

Pictured: Aggrieved White Man 78478312Oh, aggrieved white man.When will you ever see justice again in this life? When will you ever see things start to go your way again? What kind of world are we leaving for your children?When the burden just becomes so great, so massive, that you must

“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!”

laserguru - February 11, 2016

Just like that the offseason hits. It's a long motherfucker too. The draft is 76 days away, training camp is half a fucking year away. This is what you sign up for when you become a fan of the NFL. The longest offseason in all of sports. You need a diversion,

DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 11, 2016February 11, 2016

Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage ("He's got tight hips! He'll never make it as a cornerback!"), dick jokes, methadone sports (hockey, AFL, based-ball) and intoxicants, we can't ignore the other hallowed off-season

Your “I Can’t STAND That Guy/Woman!” Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 10, 2016

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Co-workers. Ya gotta love 'em/knock 'em out with a shovel and bury them alive, amirite? Sure I've had several awesome ones. As a matter of fact I visit with a good half dozen of them each year under the guise of conducting a fantasy draft. This has been going on