“I did it so you don’t have to” – A Boots On The Ground Seahawks Game Experience

I, like most of you, enjoy the NFL. I also like attending the events, because museums and airplanes are full of babies, tourists and germs. Given the relatively high rates of vaccination in the US, combined with actually having had most airborne communicable diseases as a child, I find spending the

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2016

Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers, authors, and poets devote so much time, effort, and ink to describe the futility and meaningless of life when they could just be all like "Look

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 1

Oh kids, do we have some great stuff this week!  Gather around and let Ole Balls tell you about this weekend's finals games! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We start off with the surprise of Finals Week 1.  Going in, few people, me included, thought that the Western Bulldogs would

Sunday Morning Appetizers

Welcome all to the first NFL Sunday of the year. It's been about 7 months since we had one, so savor it. College football Saturday featured some ranked teams falling to unranked ones, most significantly the Central Michigan Chippewas over OK State. Big 12 is having a rough start to the

One More Down!

♫ ...set to the music of "One Day More" from Les Miserables... ♫ JIMMY HASLAM One day more! Another day, another felony Much less a franchise than a laund-ery And though I've made a mint from crime I still refuse to spend a dime One day more! HAL HUNTER (OFFENSIVE LINE COACH) The blocking scheme has gone awry It's like the Red

Enjoy Thine First EPL/JV NFL Combo Platter of 2016

Fuck you, you KNOW you can/will/do always take an extra helping. /before writing this, set my DVR for Syracuse/Maryland Friday Night ACC craptacular, to give myself something to "look forward to" when I get back from my daughter's cross country event. Squeezing in a mini-Hippo Thought about my Donks' opener...it's mystifying in

Your “Was That Good For You Too?” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Cam showed "no indications of concussion" last night, so that's why he stayed in the game. Uh huh - and the Broncos D wasn't headhunting. Cam's dad alleges chicanery & poor officiating, but not outright racism, in how he was treated during the game. the money quote comes