Month: October 2016

♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly -
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♫ …set to the music of “Eponine's Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫ DUKE JOHNSON JR. Such luck! What a bounce! Such luck! Right back to me! So close to a disaster, I stand triumphantly. [sideline flies open] SARAH THOMAS Good God! Oh, what a rumpus! That ball, where can it be? DUKE JOHNSON JR. It's here! Just let me show you, I got it back,

Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is saying the refs are holding him to a different standard, based on the personal foul calls.  "I just have to understand if I sneeze the wrong way, it

2016 Green Bay Packers Bye Week Update

Cuntler -
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The Green Bay Packers, a football team in the NFC North, are 2 - 1.   They have defeated two bad teams (Jaguars, Lions), and lost to one good team (Vikings).  Their offense appears to be rounding into shape, and their bend-but-don't-break defense is the same defense as it has been the

Balls’ Quarterly Review

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Before I begin,  I remind you,  gentlemen,  to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember,  prevention and early detection is key! Speaking of,  how is football in LA going,  you may ask?  Let's dive in: WEEK ONE My team: The Steelers won. Did I miss Sunday Ticket?  No,

2016 Philadelphia Eagles Bye Week Update

WhyEaglesWhy -
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Once in a great while, we sad sacks, we perpetually and correctly pessimistic schlubs, we grown-ass adults who overpay for garish shirts with zoo animals on them...once in a great while we see a glimmer of hope that tells us it might all be worth it. That's what it's been like

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2016

King Hippo -
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It's not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the "doormat" designation. It seems unthinkable that Team X could ever get their shit together...and then they are down to their 3rd QB. But lo and behold, things

Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus -
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Yes...yes you do have to watch this game.  There's Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it.  And stay hydrated. It's been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already.  Some of which the NFL exported across the pond.  I'll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El