JV-Only Week Two Boogaloo

King Hippo - September 8, 2018September 7, 2018

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Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on all weekend like I do, over footy but fucking still, UGH). A full Saturday before NFL Week 1 would have been superb, but alas. To the

JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting

King Hippo - September 1, 2018

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Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let's get to the #ACTION! James Madison at NC State (Noon, ESPNU) How does a match like this garner national teevee coverage? Wolven QB Ryan Finley, soon to dominate Mel Kiper wet dreams, and leader

Donks 2018 – Welcome to SWAG World

King Hippo - August 24, 2018August 24, 2018

That's right, baby. Ain't nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he's the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get kicked out of fucking Clemson yet be 10 times smarter than functional illiterate Paxton Lynch. Anyway, here's the delightful Brandon Perna to take you through Swag

NFL Super Team? RRRRRRRRRRRAM It 2018!

King Hippo - August 22, 2018August 22, 2018

I saw the question posited by That's Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it...the more it made sense. Though nobody in LaLa Land may care (nah, who am I kidding, everybody wants to RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!), the front office saw a 2017 beastly offensive performance peter

A New Day on the Plantation (2018 Black Panthers Preview)

King Hippo - August 15, 2018

Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as "Mistuh" with a Yinzer who made fun of an aspiring Fuhrer (who, not uncoincidentally, also likes to be called "Mister"). Dunno how much that will translate to immediate on-field improvements, but it has to

Saturday Night’s Alright FOAR…Keenum Vengeance!

King Hippo - August 11, 2018August 11, 2018

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I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO! taking on yeah right's Vikings (9:00 EST, NFLN). New "thank Christ he's not Trevor Siemian" QB Case Keenum was unceremoniously cast aside (after a career year

Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy

King Hippo - August 11, 2018August 10, 2018

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Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic! Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with

Raging Lesser Semi #2 Open Thread (Croatia v. England)

King Hippo - July 11, 2018July 11, 2018

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Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain "most favoured nation" sides. Wanna fight about it? Croatia (+250) v. England (+130; draw +205) (14:00 EST, Fox) As usual throughout their charmed tourney lives, the Cuck Liouns are favoured, despite not really being one of even the five or

Raging Lesser Semi #1 Open Thread (Belgium v. France)

King Hippo - July 10, 2018July 10, 2018

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Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say that much. I expect the winner here to hoist the trophy at the end, so bet heavily on the Murder Checkerboards/Cuck Liouns winner. Belgium (+200) v. France

Completing the Lesser Final Four – Sabado Open Thread

King Hippo - July 7, 2018July 7, 2018

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Yes, we got our dream Waffles/Les Frogs matchup. And the peoples rejoiced. Now, it is time for the back-alley abortion side of the bracket. Join us, won't you? It still beats goddamned baseball. England (-115) v. Sweden (+385; draw +220) (10:00 EST, Fox) Merry ole England has Evertonian Keeper Jordan Pickford to

Elite Eight Waffles Open Thread (and Some Other Minor Contest)

King Hippo - July 6, 2018July 6, 2018

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Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros. pulling me back in to fuck it up at the death was just too much, man. RIP, Sarah Lynn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GM_tEOkosM France (-105) v. Uruguay (+350; draw +215) (10:00

Mama Said KNOCK YOU OUT! v3 Open Thread

King Hippo - July 2, 2018July 2, 2018

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Welcome to 2 July. We have Les Frogs, Ur Guays, Murder Checkerboards (Croatia), and the freakin' Rooskies through to the Elite Eight. Nice job, Spain. Maybe be a little less dramatico the day before you leave for el torneo, eh? Technically, nobody won yesterday, as both matches ended in a draw. Someone