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One MOAR JV September Night Thread
Enjoy, for we will next JV meet in October. Time flies when you’re watching FITBAW!! Thoughts? I’ve got a few: Pep is pretty damn…
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So Much Lesser, So Little Time
Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don’t go together too…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2021 Season
I have mentioned before, about the dangers of not reading too much into Week 1. But even so, some stunning reversals of fortune this…
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Afternoon Scotchy Delight (Ignore the Authorship)
All words that follow belong to Scotchy, by the magick of e-mail (the Aqib Talib pic is based on Hippo’s joy at the new…
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Week 2, 2021 – Early Games Filler Thread
Still waiting to hear from Scotchy, but figured I should barf this up just in case (It’s at least a START, fatty! – Karen…
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Sunday Morning Placeholder
Scotchy is having access issues, which hopefully get resolved. WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY! In the interim, kvetch about your fantasy squadron, your abyssmal Saturday…
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Late Fixtures Ahoy! Saturday Night Open Thread
What did we learn? I tell yew whut. I suck at GAMBLOR. Seriously, I bet ACTUAL MONEYS on Wazzu beating Troi Boiz. A-C-C is…
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Your Weekend o’ Plenty – Early Lesser Footy and JV NFL Fun Times
Are you ready to watch a shit ton of FITBAW? Think of it as kegel exercises, warming up for RedZone Week 2. You may…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2021 Season
Oh my goodness, wan’t that just divine? Lots of good games, lots of interesting strategy – and of course, surprises. Always with the surprises,…
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Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread
I didn’t learn much today, that shouldn’t already be glaringly obvious: Don’t bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don’t bet on Illinois.…