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Sunday Morning Placeholder
Scotchy is having access issues, which hopefully get resolved. WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY! In the interim, kvetch about your fantasy squadron, your abyssmal Saturday…
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Late Fixtures Ahoy! Saturday Night Open Thread
What did we learn? I tell yew whut. I suck at GAMBLOR. Seriously, I bet ACTUAL MONEYS on Wazzu beating Troi Boiz. A-C-C is…
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Your Weekend o’ Plenty – Early Lesser Footy and JV NFL Fun Times
Are you ready to watch a shit ton of FITBAW? Think of it as kegel exercises, warming up for RedZone Week 2. You may…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2021 Season
Oh my goodness, wan’t that just divine? Lots of good games, lots of interesting strategy – and of course, surprises. Always with the surprises,…
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Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread
I didn’t learn much today, that shouldn’t already be glaringly obvious: Don’t bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don’t bet on Illinois.…
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)
Did you enjoy the early slate? Here is what Hippo learned, assuming I don’t nod off and forgets to update: There’s watching flies fuck (h/t…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the…
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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…
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Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly’s sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win…