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Exploring the Term “Mandatory”
Good morning, all. There is no Lesser Footy to speak of (international break, blech), but at least tomorrow – The Shield tries to fill…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2021 Season
Ooof, some of us met the cold, hard face slap of reality this week. Fortunately for Teddy Ballgame, he probably doesn’t remember any of…
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JV Night Time is (Hopefully) the Right Time
Holy shit, do I regret wasting my naptime yesterday. I could have used a nap in that dire noon window of JV fixtures. Today…
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Ringing in October 2021 (In Lesser FashioUn)
Good morning, everyone. Are y’all enjoying the (very occasional) chill in the air? Ah sure is. Sadly, we have another dumb international break on…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2021 Season
September ended with several FITBAW happenings. Here is a brief description of some of those things. Everybody likes to see a record set, unless…
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One MOAR JV September Night Thread
Enjoy, for we will next JV meet in October. Time flies when you’re watching FITBAW!! Thoughts? I’ve got a few: Pep is pretty damn…
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So Much Lesser, So Little Time
Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don’t go together too…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2021 Season
I have mentioned before, about the dangers of not reading too much into Week 1. But even so, some stunning reversals of fortune this…
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Afternoon Scotchy Delight (Ignore the Authorship)
All words that follow belong to Scotchy, by the magick of e-mail (the Aqib Talib pic is based on Hippo’s joy at the new…
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Week 2, 2021 – Early Games Filler Thread
Still waiting to hear from Scotchy, but figured I should barf this up just in case (It’s at least a START, fatty! – Karen…