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All Hallows Eve Eve Open Thread
FUCK, do I ever hate Halloween. I know, I know. But Hippo, you hate EVERYTHING. Larnin’ of the day: Lookit you, Sparty! Have that Sparty…
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Waking Up Is (Lesser) Hard To Do
Now that the weather is finally turning, Hippo is starting to hibernate like a (chest hair-free) bear. Naturally, the only good Prem matches are…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2021 Season
Welcome to The One Where Everybody Was On Bye. A challenging week for teevee coverage, given 6 squadrons on bye, and several…charitably-called less than marquee…
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How Will the Wolven Sort Set Things On Fire? Evening Open Thread
What did we learn early? I’ll tell yew wut! Everton is vile shite. Steerfuckers North is vile shite (but still won eventually). JV WKRP…
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Set It On Fire! Saturday
As you go about your daily activities, don’t you get the feeling that your city, state/province, and/or neighboUrhood could use a pretty little fire? …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2021 Season
Ugh, what a car crash of a Sunday. Hey, my Wolven Sort managed a dominant win away to BC, I knew FITBAW gods would…
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Wrapping Up Mandatory Eve
Good gracious, I know everyone is as excite as I am for LOLFins/Jaguras tomorrow. Imagine the maelstrom that Fair London’s ticket scalpers must be…
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Welcome Back Full Footy Days
Ain’t it grand? International bullshit is over (but NOT MANDATORY London NFL WOO!!!!), and there is no reason to leave your couch/recliner except to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2021 Season
If you are a fan of placement kicking (and really, who ain’t??) then Week 5 was one of those “best of times/worst of times”…
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Lovely October Nights – Saturday Open Thread
There are times when I wish October would last forever. Driving with the car windows down. Watching leaves change coloUr. FITBAW getting more and…