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13 November JV Only Thread the Early
Oy, I hope you didn’t wake up early and console yourself with “hey, at least there will be Lesser Footy to keep me company.” …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2021 Season
Well, that was weird, yeah? I am quite happy not to deal with SurvivoUr pool the rest of the season. The last few weeks…
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Hippo Hates All The Things (JV Night/Open Thread)
Yes, I jink bet $40 at +475, but the unspeakable early game still pisses me off. Typing this just before NC State starts pissing…
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Time To Get Away – 6 November 2021 Lesser Goodness
Look, I have given up on human society. It just gets worse by the day. Retreat into the only consistently (well, mostly consistent) good…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2021 Season
October, we hardly knew ye. Be forewarned, I chose not to watch not-Dak! (water added) chucklefuck around the Bird Murder Dome on Sunday night,…
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All Hallows Eve Eve Open Thread
FUCK, do I ever hate Halloween. I know, I know. But Hippo, you hate EVERYTHING. Larnin’ of the day: Lookit you, Sparty! Have that Sparty…
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Waking Up Is (Lesser) Hard To Do
Now that the weather is finally turning, Hippo is starting to hibernate like a (chest hair-free) bear. Naturally, the only good Prem matches are…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2021 Season
Welcome to The One Where Everybody Was On Bye. A challenging week for teevee coverage, given 6 squadrons on bye, and several…charitably-called less than marquee…
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How Will the Wolven Sort Set Things On Fire? Evening Open Thread
What did we learn early? I’ll tell yew wut! Everton is vile shite. Steerfuckers North is vile shite (but still won eventually). JV WKRP…
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Set It On Fire! Saturday
As you go about your daily activities, don’t you get the feeling that your city, state/province, and/or neighboUrhood could use a pretty little fire? …