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27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread
Things Hippo learned today: I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives…
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Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread
Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times…
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Instant Hippo (Hazy) Thoughts – Week 11, 2021 Season
Yesterday was Hippo Family Thanksgiving, so my attention was divided. Plus, the games were kinda butt (third week running, DUE BETTER NFL). Still, FITBAW…
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Watch City Pass Everton to Death Pre-Scotchy Thread
Have I mentioned that I hate Rafael Benitez? Having an anti-futbol manager sucks all the sucky suck. Team Secular Big Love sure put down…
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JV Ballin’ Night Thread
As noted this morning, I won’t be around much tonight. I will likely still read the comments, as long as my battery holds out. …
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Welcome Back, Beloved Prem
Sorry Coach Reid – I know you read that as Beloved Parm. Today will be interesting, as I leave my recluse lair around halftime…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts
Fuck, was I ever in a salty mood to start this mid-November Sunday. But thankfully, the NFL came to my rescue, with a truest…
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13 November JV Only Thread the Latter
YES, I am indeed super-duper nervous about my Wolven Sort’s match with Wake Forest. Thanks for asking! Texas A&M (-2.5) at Ole Miss (7:00,…