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Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread
When one door opens, another door slams into your face. And sometimes breaks your nose in the process. Yes, after the glorious HAIL GAMBLOR…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2021 Season
Oh my cats, apologies to yeah right. That had to be brutal to watch. Because the walk-off winner today belonged to…Baby Buster and the…
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ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread
Oh my cats. They really, really did it! Northern Illinois’ 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2021 Season
Welcome to the year’s most depressing of Mondays! A strange JV Saturday presaged some oddball stuff at the varsity level. And I guess we…
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27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread
Things Hippo learned today: I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives…
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Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread
Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times…
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Instant Hippo (Hazy) Thoughts – Week 11, 2021 Season
Yesterday was Hippo Family Thanksgiving, so my attention was divided. Plus, the games were kinda butt (third week running, DUE BETTER NFL). Still, FITBAW…