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Boxing Day Mini-Hippo Thoughts
I am annoyed with Lesser Footy, but there are a handful of watchable “Festive Fixtures” 10:00 brings City/Leicester (Peacock), Spurs/Palace (USA), and Saints/Hammers (NBCSN). …
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“We Are All Broken” – 2021 Shitsmas Greetings
There ain’t really any footy to speak of, until NFL goodness this afternoon (Scotchy will have us covered, as long as his “hobo disposal”…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2021 Season
December is a Glorious month for FITBAW, even with #TransformerNuAIDS trying to shit in the punch bowl. The Shield’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy…
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#TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread
Shitting on Urban Meyer’s Jaguras grave will never get old. Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2021 Season
Man, is Scotchy’s banner quote about the Clapton-ish window ever…evergreen. At least with respect to the early games. One keeps thinking “it can’t get…
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Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread
When one door opens, another door slams into your face. And sometimes breaks your nose in the process. Yes, after the glorious HAIL GAMBLOR…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2021 Season
Oh my cats, apologies to yeah right. That had to be brutal to watch. Because the walk-off winner today belonged to…Baby Buster and the…
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ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread
Oh my cats. They really, really did it! Northern Illinois’ 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2021 Season
Welcome to the year’s most depressing of Mondays! A strange JV Saturday presaged some oddball stuff at the varsity level. And I guess we…