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  • Mini-Hippo Wild Card Thoughts

    Mini-Hippo Wild Card Thoughts

    January 16, 2022

    Good morning, fellow dick joke enthusiasts.  You may have noticed that Super-Duper-Mega Wild Card Bitches! weekend began yesterday.  Two FITBAW games on the docket…

  • Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread

    Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread

    January 15, 2022

    So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines.  Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil…

  • JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread

    JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread

    January 10, 2022

    Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs) I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring. You can tell by the line…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.

    January 10, 2022

    Yes, Mr. Potamus gets bumped this week.  Because 2021 season playoff history will be HER-story too! Damn, was that ever some valiant shit, or what? …

  • A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread

    A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread

    January 9, 2022

    That’s right.  Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives.  It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do…

  • FA Cup Already?  FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread

    FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread

    January 8, 2022

    As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy’s NCAA Tournament.  Commentators…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season

    January 3, 2022

    There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day.  I liked the spreading out.  So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am…

  • Ain’t Gonna Spread FOAR No Roses?  Saturday Night Thread

    Ain’t Gonna Spread FOAR No Roses? Saturday Night Thread

    January 1, 2022

    What a cracker between City and Arsenal to start 2022.  City are basically the Roll Damn Tide of the EPL.  They just keep coming, and…

  • Lesser USA (Starting) Today

    Lesser USA (Starting) Today

    January 1, 2022

    Rest in peace, NBCSN.  Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2021 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2021 Season

    December 27, 2021

    I hope everyone enjoyed their time with family this weekend.  And by family, of course I mean FITBAW! If we learned nothing else in…

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