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FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread
As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy’s NCAA Tournament. Commentators…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season
There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day. I liked the spreading out. So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am…
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Ain’t Gonna Spread FOAR No Roses? Saturday Night Thread
What a cracker between City and Arsenal to start 2022. City are basically the Roll Damn Tide of the EPL. They just keep coming, and…
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Lesser USA (Starting) Today
Rest in peace, NBCSN. Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2021 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their time with family this weekend. And by family, of course I mean FITBAW! If we learned nothing else in…
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Boxing Day Mini-Hippo Thoughts
I am annoyed with Lesser Footy, but there are a handful of watchable “Festive Fixtures” 10:00 brings City/Leicester (Peacock), Spurs/Palace (USA), and Saints/Hammers (NBCSN). …
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“We Are All Broken” – 2021 Shitsmas Greetings
There ain’t really any footy to speak of, until NFL goodness this afternoon (Scotchy will have us covered, as long as his “hobo disposal”…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2021 Season
December is a Glorious month for FITBAW, even with #TransformerNuAIDS trying to shit in the punch bowl. The Shield’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy…
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#TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread
Shitting on Urban Meyer’s Jaguras grave will never get old. Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2021 Season
Man, is Scotchy’s banner quote about the Clapton-ish window ever…evergreen. At least with respect to the early games. One keeps thinking “it can’t get…