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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2021 Season
You know what is great in life? Naps. OK, and cats. Cats also LOVE it when you abide by their schedule and nap during…
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Mini-Hippo Wild Card Thoughts
Good morning, fellow dick joke enthusiasts. You may have noticed that Super-Duper-Mega Wild Card Bitches! weekend began yesterday. Two FITBAW games on the docket…
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Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread
So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines. Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil…
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JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread
Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs) I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring. You can tell by the line…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.
Yes, Mr. Potamus gets bumped this week. Because 2021 season playoff history will be HER-story too! Damn, was that ever some valiant shit, or what? …
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A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread
That’s right. Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives. It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do…
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FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread
As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy’s NCAA Tournament. Commentators…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2021 Season
There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day. I liked the spreading out. So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am…
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Ain’t Gonna Spread FOAR No Roses? Saturday Night Thread
What a cracker between City and Arsenal to start 2022. City are basically the Roll Damn Tide of the EPL. They just keep coming, and…