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Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread
Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the…
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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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Saturday “No I Don’t Care About THAT Game” Thread
Trust me, every ESPN platform will BEG one to watch, but Hippo ain’t doing it. At the time of this here posting, I am…
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Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Setting the Owl, 2021 Season
Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions. 4 seed against 4 seed. Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball…
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All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!
You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories. But Frank Lampard…
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Instant Hippo Mind-Go-Splodey
What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Sabado el Divisional Round
Holy shit, what do you say about The Game That Had Everything? OK, Homer – maybe not Morganna the Kissing Bandit or the return…
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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2021 Season
You know what is great in life? Naps. OK, and cats. Cats also LOVE it when you abide by their schedule and nap during…