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Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer

With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our…

Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let ’em play…

Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the…

So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…

Trust me, every ESPN platform will BEG one to watch, but Hippo ain’t doing it. At the time of this here posting, I am…

Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…

Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions. 4 seed against 4 seed. Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball…

You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories. But Frank Lampard…

What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. …

Holy shit, what do you say about The Game That Had Everything? OK, Homer – maybe not Morganna the Kissing Bandit or the return…