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Solidarity Saturday
As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly…
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Death of All Hope Saturday Night Thread
Dear sweet heavenly Jeebus, all the results went against me today. I even told Litre to bet the house on Saints at the half…and…
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Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…
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Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2021 Season Finale
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let ’em play…
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Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread
Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the…
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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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Saturday “No I Don’t Care About THAT Game” Thread
Trust me, every ESPN platform will BEG one to watch, but Hippo ain’t doing it. At the time of this here posting, I am…
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Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Setting the Owl, 2021 Season
Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions. 4 seed against 4 seed. Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball…