![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Author: King Hippo
#feverdream (205) *Not A* Sponsored Post (643) AFL Beat (286) A Selection Of (372) Assholes (373) Bastards (250) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (284) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5200) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (353) Erotic Friend Fiction (174) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (931) futbol (515) Gambling (344) Game Preview (542) horror (175) Insane Shit (1189) Lesser Sports (1089) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1086) NFL News (819) NotKontent (262) Offseason Events (606) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2971) Open Threads (4309) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (717) Reflections (786) scotch (952) Sexy Friday (524) STORNG TAEK!!1! (333) Sunday Gravy (252) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (571) Wumbo Wednesday (189)
-
2022 Post-Plague Madness – Thursday Session el Segundo
You gots gots to git it! (also Happy Alcoholism Evening, if y’all happen to be Irish and not yet passed out) 12W New Mexico…
-
2022 Post-Plague Madness – Thursday Session the First
Hey howdy, imaginary friend-erinos! Have you enjoyed the last few weeks of sportsball respite? FUCK NO, YOU DIDN’T. Neither did Hippo. And especially not Other…
-
Nighttime Conference Tourney Thread-erino
The Lesser Footy was…less than engaging. As such, I didn’t really learn anything. Let’s talk about conference tournament finals instead: Texas Tech (+2) v.…
-
Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
-
Football Continues Apace – Night Thread
Yeah, the quality of play today was…not so great. But hey, it still passed the time. I am also reading Anne Applebaum’s “Gulag” history,…
-
Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
-
The Upside of Hellscape – Nighty Night Open Thread
You can find a silver lining in anything, if you try hard and/or are annoying enough about it. This week? I spent some quality…
-
Solidarity Saturday
As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly…
-
Death of All Hope Saturday Night Thread
Dear sweet heavenly Jeebus, all the results went against me today. I even told Litre to bet the house on Saints at the half…and…
-
Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…