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Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it’s wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool…
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Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season.…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…
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Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread
That’s right, NFL Network’s Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR…
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What’s In a Name? Saturday Night Openness
I am taking over Saturday night duties. Which, until JV NFL starts, will be kind of awkward and empty. I don’t even have EPL…
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Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Evening Edition)
Below follows Part 2 of our Roundtable, which doubles as evening Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were…
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Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Morning Edition)
Below follows Part 1 of our Roundtable, which doubles as morning Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were…
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Donks In The Year of Our Plague LAWD 2021!
Praise Jeebus, proper FITBAW is just around the corner. And though GAMBLOR is open for many Central European futbol leagues…my soul is turning to MOAR…
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Tales From Pretend 2110-11
I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can…
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Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke’s really bad-smelling tongue) have…