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Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Evening Edition)
Below follows Part 2 of our Roundtable, which doubles as evening Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were…
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Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Morning Edition)
Below follows Part 1 of our Roundtable, which doubles as morning Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were…
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Donks In The Year of Our Plague LAWD 2021!
Praise Jeebus, proper FITBAW is just around the corner. And though GAMBLOR is open for many Central European futbol leagues…my soul is turning to MOAR…
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Tales From Pretend 2110-11
I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can…
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Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke’s really bad-smelling tongue) have…
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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Sabado European Euros Fever Thread
Is everyone all excite? I know y’all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…
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Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it’s been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces…