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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Sabado European Euros Fever Thread
Is everyone all excite? I know y’all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…
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Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it’s been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces…
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Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Chile!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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Welcome to Everton, Arsenal
It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…
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Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)
I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its “spectacle” to take place on May Day. Seize…
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