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  • Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

    Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

    July 3, 2021

    Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy.  Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…

  • European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

    European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

    June 26, 2021

    That’s right, fuckos.  It’s nut-cuttin’ time.  Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense.  It’s been a fun tournament,…

  • Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

    Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

    June 19, 2021

    That’s right, White Devils!  You done been CANCELLED.  Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…

  • Sabado European Euros Fever Thread

    Sabado European Euros Fever Thread

    June 12, 2021

    Is everyone all excite?  I know y’all is.  All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…

  • Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)

    Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)

    June 5, 2021

    Yeah, it’s been a bad week.  There is no silver lining.  Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces…

  • Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!

    Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!

    May 29, 2021

    We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…

  • Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Chile!

    Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Chile!

    May 22, 2021

    We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…

  • The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland

    The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland

    May 15, 2021

    We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…

  • Welcome to Everton, Arsenal

    Welcome to Everton, Arsenal

    May 8, 2021

    It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…

  • Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)

    Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)

    May 1, 2021

    I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its “spectacle” to take place on May Day.  Seize…

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