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Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Chile!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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Welcome to Everton, Arsenal
It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…
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Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)
I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its “spectacle” to take place on May Day. Seize…
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The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y’all may have heard…we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight,…
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Lesser Weekend, Lesser Insight
Rule Britannia starts to play and the camera shifts over to focus on David Jones David Jones: Hello everyone! Welcome to a special edition…
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Crowning a #NuAIDS-Era Shempion – Monday Night Open Thread
All good things come to an end. The same maxim applies to Wahoowa’s two year reign as Hoopsball Shempions, provided we don’t have a…
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Saturday Night’s Alright…FOAR #NuAIDS Time-Delayed Raging Semis!
And then there wuz FOUR. Rage on, y’all! 2MW Houston (+5) v. 1S Baylor (5:14, CBS) All Texas early on, but not with the…
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April Football Sabado Viva!
I despise Satan Incarnate Block Editor, so this will be brief. But huzzah, Premiership footy is back, even if we don’t get our Everton…