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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 31, 2021August 31, 2021

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I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice.  If anything, it is soul-destroying-- football so very close and yet so very, very far away.  How did we shorten the preseason by a game and still have to wait until

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 24, 2021August 24, 2021

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Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of dry, desperate living? It's coming. Meaningful football is coming. But not tonight. Tonight, there is Nothing again. Fuuuuuck. NFL NEWS: -Noted antivax shithead Cole Beasley is under quarantine for five

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 17, 2021August 17, 2021

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It's another Mid August Tuesday, bitches! And yooooouuu know what that meeeeeeans: Fuck All. It means Nothing. Not "nothing" in terms of relative unimportance or lack of distinguishing characteristics. Capital-N Nothing, as in a sheer and utter existential vacuum. An area of spacetime so flat and featureless as to somehow have inverse

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 10, 2021August 10, 2021

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Hey, remember that big long screed I went on last week about how at least the Olympics were good to save us from the Summer Sports Doldrums? Yeah, now we don't even have. It's a bitter wasteland of both the eyes and the soul, where we must choose between godawful Trudge Time