2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview

Pop Quiz:  Do you know who that is in that banner image?  Yeah, no one else does either. - I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick.  I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why

2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of

I'm not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist.  Who never had to face the music because more or less, he had a shot at getting his school a National Championship.  And he did.  Job well

2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview

Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year? Yes.  Yes they are.  And here's why... - 2015 Carolina Panthers -

TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch.  If you didn't take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing?  Yes.  But we'll get to that, I promise.  First, some final business.... - Sexy Friday has been on a bit of a non-hiatus-hiatus, in a manner of speaking, for the

Johnny Football Coach?

Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well.  Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he decides the best time to share this thought is while being interviewed at the International Football Betting Conference in Costa Rica. Hey look everybody, it's the next Pete Rose. You can bet

TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

No, I'm not planning on linking that song.  You're welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you'll probably hate...sorry, not sorry) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA - So what should we talk about?  Nothing?  I couldn't agree more.  The less I talk the better.  I'm confident you agree. Here, have another coupla songs about

Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings

Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls.  OF COURSE HE DID.  The profile fits perfectly. And yet some STILL feel the need to defend this fucking prick. And yes, damned right he's one of the handful of "celebrities" that I'd love to spend an hour

Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess

That's a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS.  If you don't find that sexy, then you're an idiot. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6Ov67VDQM - Getting Down To Brass Tacks It's been a weird coupla weeks.  I have no idea where this edition of (not so) Sexy Friday will go.  No shit.  I don't really much care either. Truth Hurts. But you

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”

Tonight's Episode: "Special Sauce" The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought.  Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself.  As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of

TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says "Hi", btw... But tonight, we're going to change gears and actually embrace that which is BEHIND us. So to speak... Obligatory?  OBLIGATORY!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU You see where I'm going here, right?  There's a method to my madness. 

Request Line: Get Thee Behind Me

[8:41am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami] The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she’s cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day’s schedule. Producer:  Hey Consuela!!!  Remember a few months back when Richie Incognito showed up unexpectedly?  That was fun....right? Consuela:  Producer:  Right????  Well, I'm just glad nothing like that

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”

Tonight's episode: "Model Behaviour" The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers.   The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week.  Maybe they were at the Brewfest?  All he knew is it was an inconvenience.  He would have to put everything in a bag