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  • World War G – Chapter 4: Turning the Tide

    World War G – Chapter 4: Turning the Tide

    May 30, 2018

    Pleasanton, California The seating area of a converted bus is where possibly the most famous Raider coach awaits.     Enthusiastic, a rather mundane…

  • World War G – Chapter 3: The Great Panic

    World War G – Chapter 3: The Great Panic

    May 23, 2018

    Naval Air Station Alameda: Oakland, CA A once-functioning naval base, NAS Alameda was now being used as a storage facility for an organization on…

  • World War G – Chapter 2: Blame

    World War G – Chapter 2: Blame

    May 16, 2018

    345 Park Avenue, New York, NY   NFL Headquarters I was meeting with Roger Goodell, the head of the NFL. I hadn’t expected to…

  • World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings

    World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings

    May 9, 2018

    ESPN Headquarters, Bristol, CT The first outbreak I saw was on television. It came from a dank & darkened hellhole on the east coast.…

  • Saturday morning futbol open thread and musings.

    Saturday morning futbol open thread and musings.

    December 30, 2017

    Good morning early risers let’s hope today we are rewarded with some good futbol! It is I, one of the three gentlemen filling in…

  • “MAC n Cheese Is All You Get Tonight” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    “MAC n Cheese Is All You Get Tonight” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    November 14, 2017

    There’s no football tonight, of course.  Well, at least not the varsity variety. Barely the JV variety either, unless you’re a MAC fan… But…

  • A Night at the D.I.

    A Night at the D.I.

    November 8, 2017

    [Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM] TWBS wakes up, startled.  He doesn’t remember where he is or how he got here.  He searches for…

  • TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    August 18, 2017

    If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…

  • The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

    The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

    July 30, 2017

    In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding…

  • The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon

    The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon

    June 28, 2017

    All Josh’s friends knew about Marie-Jane; they all knew about the bong with the oversized glass carb. But no one knew about the salvia.…

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