A Welker Darkly

In early November of that year, nine months after he entered free agency, Wes was transferred to a practice facility in St. Louis, which is located inland in eastern Missouri. It is barbecue country, where many fine briskets and rib slabs are cooked. Les Snead, the general manager of the Rams-Team Front Office,

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eleven

PART TWO - COINCIDENCE PART THREE - ENEMY ACTION Chapter Eleven 'And what is your cut?' whistled Mr. Richardson. 'Twenty billion', replied Goodell. 'Within a week you say?', Mr. Jones asked. 'Color me intrigued.'  Richardson let out an audible snort.  Jones continued, 'I wouldn't trust you to wipe your own ass correctly, but the promise

I am Keenan Allen’s Lacerated Kidney

YOU WAKE UP at MetLife Stadium. Every kickoff and kneeldown, when the ball was booted off a tee or snapped by the center, I prayed for an injury. That moment cures my insomnia with narcolepsy when we might die helpless and packed human tobacco on the sideline. This is how I met

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eight

Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight  Many unlikely people play golf, including people who are blind, who have only one arm, or even no legs, and people often wear bizarre clothes to the game.  Other golfers don't think them odd, for there are no rules of appearance or dress at golf.  That is

Scratch-22

In the wake of recent incidents where a potentially concussed Arian Foster was allowed to retake the field without clearing the concussion protocol and running back Bernard Pierce was observed trying to set a block when he was actually supposed to be tackling the runner, the NFL elected to revise the concussion protocol yet again

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Seven

Chapter Six Chapter Seven Balls strolled across the five hundred yards of shaven seaside turf that leads to the first tee.  Goodell was practicing on the putting green.  His caddie stood nearby, rolling balls to him.  Goodell putted in the K.J. Choi style, which resembled the now-banned croquet-style. Balls felt encouraged.  He knew

American Jet

In American Jet, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other. Fitzpatrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 2010s Manhattan. Young, bearded, and well-educated, Fitzpatrick earns his fortune in the NFL by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Fitzpatrick prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no