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Discussion: Is this a “signed” book?
Note: sorry for the rotated images. The book you see in the banner image arrived at my house on Tuesday of this week. I…
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The Bridge Over the River Kwater
In the past, Mike Zimmer’s high regard for discipline had been a byword in various parts of Minnesota and Ohio. In 2016 it was…
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The Wins of Winter (Part 2)
It didn’t seem possible that a ball thrown thirty yards in the air could land so softly. But it did, nestling into Coby’s outstretched…
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The Wins of Winter (Part 1)
Snow. In Oakland. Unbelievable. “You know nothing, Weather Underground,” thought Coby Fleener as he watched the snowflakes float down into the Coliseum. Coby had…
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The Curse of the Gypsy
“Rex!” someone called from the other side of the door. “Are you in there? Are you decent? Please tell me you don’t have a…
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[BOOK FLIES OPEN]: Andrew Luck Knows How to Read
It’s been a busy past few days in NFL News: Josh Norman signed with the [REDACTED]s and shortly thereafter admitted that he tried and…
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Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Stuck-up bitches. That’s what I want to talk about today. Back on our trip down to Milledgeville you’ll remember I talked about how formal…
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Haslam Shrugged
The doorbell was ringing like an alarm, In a long, demanding scream, broken by the impatient stabs of someone’s frantic finger. Leaping out of…
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Fifty Shades of Gravy (Part 1)
The first thing I notice about Mr. Irsay’s office is the smell; leather, stale human sweat, spilled beer. It reminds me so much of…
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